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What's Shakin', Bacon?
No Intermanabull Monologs for Me, No Sirree!January 26th 2011 8:13 am[ View A Comments (19) ]
Dear Diary,
you sure are on the go...you have enough energy for all us..BOL Happy Wendsday to you too!! Happy Wendy's Day to you too! OMD! you sure sound like you're always on the run. Go! Go! Go! Zoom! Zoom! Zoom! Play! Play! Play! I just get tired imagining all the goings and comings of the Bacon. Wuff yu Bakey! Bacon, I need some of your energy!!!!!!!!! I do has one very IMPORTANT ANNOUNSERMENT!!! On Munday night, I bark complaintses in middle of night about being locked up. Then last night after potty time, I run past Papa, upstairs to night-night room and refoose to come down, no matter what. Mama cannot stands to see sad faces on Bacon, so she say, "ONE MORE TIME BACON! ONE MORE TIME! BUT YOU LET OUT SO MUCH AS A PEEP(heehee, like a chickie) AND YOU'RE DONE! NO MORE!" Bacon snuggle up in bed with Mama and I WERE PEEPLESS ALL NIGHT LONG. It only take 785,901 billyun tries for me to make it all night. Now we see if I can make it 2 NIGHTSES IN A ROW! Nakey Bakey! You wear us out just reading your diary! Good job on keeping the peeping quiet last night! Go for 2 in a row! Wendy'sDay! BOLBOLBOL!!! Nakey Bakey! BOLBOLBOL!! Bacon!! Did yu say "peep" aftur yur Mama sayded "NO PEEP"????? My Momma useded du dat tu hur Mommy! BOL!! Wow...Hur wuz a WEBEL :D Good job on the no peeps night... now keep up the good work so you gets to sleep with your favorite peep-- your Momma!! Could your Momma spray some bitter spray or somethin' on the woodwork so you would leave it alone?? Wish you were here so I could zoomie with you!! I love to do the zoomies!! Oh Bacon, if youse efur comes to Michigan I would LOVE to play wif you. I wears out mos' little doggies, an big doggies gets 'noyed wif me. I NEEDS a little doggy-pal that can play & play & play & play & keeps up wif me. Bacon were SIGHLENT, Z-pup. On account of Mama took off my jingle bell necklace for sleeping, so I was evfun nakeder than usuals!!! Finley...othfur day, Papa, who are Mr. Crankypants usually about behayveeyors, he leaved Bacon out from 3 pee-emms until Mama came home at 5 pee-emmms. That gave me ampull time to work on my wood sculpchure projeckt that I had been negleckting since before Chrissymess. You would think the pawrents would appreesheeate how Bacon really sticks with something. She said she are going to try to spray paint my artworks with the apples like you suggests! Lil Bear...Papa is going to Mishygun in Febooaries. I will jump on the snowmobeeler and come to your house for zoomies. Get ready to wrestle!!!!! Wow wish you were here to play my furbros get tired of me real fast! I've also done some nice woodwork at the Morris house, baseboards in living room, hallway, kitchen, door trim going out petdoor and don't forget about stairs! I've been a busy beaver...I mean pup! BOL mom tried hot pepper sauce but it stained the shiney white board a orange, red color!!! Daddy was very upset, he has a lot of painting to do but I can help!bolbol Woof woof molly Come play wif me! Greta gets too cranky too fast, so I need some pup wif your energy! Yes! Yes! Yes! You must! We could play outside furevers! Woo hooooo!! When I was just a wee thing, I too tried to reshape the legs of the chairs...so bitter apple got applied...but I just said: 'Yum! Growlmy can you put some more on, it tasted so good!' Then she stuck some double sided tape with Vicks on the doggy side, laced with cayenne pepper, and I gave in and said:'YUCK!' The double sided tape came off easily, and the furniture does not get damaged, I think you could improvise by folding a piece of masking tape into a double sided circle and sticking it to the things that are getting the Bacon treatments... I have never chewed the furniture or other things like that since then! BOL! I switched to tearing up magazines, paper money that my unfurbros had left on the desk and were knocked down by those fun kitties we had, and also I have rendered some paperback book unreadable! BOL! Too bad that was before growlmy had a digital camera and way before I came to dogsterland! You have so much energy! Doggy ADHD! BOL! Actually crating me or confinement to a small room made my zoomies worse! I did much better with way long walks, and having the run of the house...except for the bedrooms and the 2 rooms at the front of the house! Of course when I had doggy doors installed that was the BEST! Someday you will slow down, and your peeps will wonder where all your cuckoo-ness went! BOL! I bet they can hardly wait for that day! You must have some smarts in your head, cause you sure do know how to keep yourself busy! A dumb airhead would just sit there and vegetate... Thank you, Mr. Freckles, that mean a lot to Bacon coming from an ackommplished awwwthor like yourselveses! Mama just look and look and look at me and ask "What are you thinking, Bacon?" And all she evfur get back are "OUT! OUT! OUT! Play! Play! Play! Zoom! Zoom! Zoom! Toy! Toy! Treat! Toy! Treat! Toy! Hi! Hi! Smooch! Sniff! Lick! Zoom! She says there are a lot going on in my head, it are just not very compellering reading. BOL! Bacon don't know what that mean, but I are sure it are funny! BOL! Bacon wuff to laugh~ ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM MMM! Freckles you make a good point. I was just trying to imagine Bacon mellowing out in 4-5 years or so, wondering if it would ever really happen. He is the funniest dog I've ever known...but he will try a Mama's very last nerve. Hang in there! Even little boys grow up...Growlmy used to despair of her younger son...and he is in college now! While doggies don't grow up like that, they actually mature into dignified rascals in a few years...love will get you through it, and I know you have TONS of that!♥ ♥ ♥ One day at a time... Hugs! Oh Melanie B. it does get better. Every stick of furniture I own has lil Bears teeth marks on it from his puppy days. I was soooo excited when he turned 1. I "thought" the puppy days were over, then I read Eskies are puppies for 2 years. OH BOY! He will be 2 in May and he still has SOOOO MUCH ENERGY. This last year has been better--no new marks on the furniture--if only I could say the same about my socks (another story for another day). All I can suggest is LOTS OF WALKS! It slows lil Bear down a bit and I've lost 35 lbs, so far. OMG!!! We live in Minnesota and it has been subzero and snowing forever!!! It has been too cold for walks the past couple weeks, but believe me, I miss WALKING THE DOGS MORE THAN ANYTHING else. Beanie would be okay with boots. I think maybe his back leg was frostbitten when he was homeless, so even in relatively warm weather he hops on 3 feet walking around the block! But Bacon's destructiveness (and non-stop badgering of ME!) has been CUT in HALF atleast by Beanie wearing him out. Before Beanie, Bacon wanted my undivided attention from sun up until my head hit the pillow. He seriously needs his own reality show though. The dog is priceless and he doesn't have a single facial expression that I don't think ISN'T the CUTEST FACE EVER KNOWN TO MANKIND!!! LOL. Too bad Lil Bear doesn't live closer. You can never wear them out too much. :>) Glad you were good and quiet last night! I luv zoomies too! Zoomies are the bestest. I lurve doing them. It's especially awesomer when the Mama can't catch us!!! |
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January 26th 2011 at 8:35 am