January 16th 2013 2:11 pm
[ Leave A Comment | 6 people already have ]
I discovered a couple days ago, I am very flexible!
I'm smart, creative,inventive with my efforts to improve
I literally, stood on my head in my plush Christmas bed.
So I could twist, stretch my extra long, fast tongue...
Try to lick my stitches...If,I could JUST STRETCH A
LITTLE FARTHER, I'D HAVE BEEN IN LIKE FLINT! So close!
I could touch the shaved part....
Gma laughed until she had tears! Then she gave me the
finger and said, no-no! I STOPPED but she laughed at
my efforts! How could she do that? Later the same day,
I tried a new approach. I put my head under my front
paw and went that route....Again with nawh-nawh's and
no-no's! Reporting to Gpa, "he said, it was very Smart
on my part!" Gma said,"she exercises with me,however,
I'm not that flexible!" There are very few of her moves
we would call Yoga! She says,"I'm a YOGA EXPERT and I
could teach hoomans a thing or too!"
Later, she had to run to town. Rimadyl for the itchies
and the store. She had the Fur Docs and Techs in stitches
telling them about my tricks! (They laughed at me too!)
I know I can be Funny, but I wasn't trying for Funny!
I was trying for Comfort! They thought is was pretty
funny....Gma and I are sleeping in the kitchen. Actually,
they probably think Gma is a little crazy????
Late yesterday, I had the Blues,Big Time...I was mopey,
restless....Wandered back and forth between Angel Baby's
big pillow bed and my bed...I haven't slacked off on
folding my potty pad into a square with my snout! If,Gma
isn't right there to fix it,as soon as I'm done! How's
that for being particular and extra clean?
After supper, Gma took her 6 clothes hampers and put
them on all the furniture in the living room. She
closed off all the other rooms. Dug in new toy stash,
gave me a rainbow colored Reindeer with 8 squeakers.
All flat between the head and feet. It took me 2 hrs.
but I wiped out 7 of the squeakers and made a couple
holes. (Now in the stuffie hospital) She said,"good
entertainment for $3..you know,after holiday sales."
SHE LET ME OUT OF THE KITCHEN...YIPPY,FREEDOM! My
eyes lite up and sparkled. I wiggled my butt,pranced,
wagged my sassy little tail....I ran around the furniture
dragging the toy. Having a blast! After the HOLES, it
disappeared to the pantry... I RAN TO THE PANTRY many
times during the whole evening....I'd yodel,try to get
get Gpa or Gma to get the silly thing for me. Nope,
didn't happen! Finally I gave up and played with all
my other new stuff....
Gpa,laughed at me, running back and forth to the pantry.
Begging for my toy... He says,"I'm a determined little
gal! Pretty darn smart!" Gma says,"sometimes, too Big
for my britches!" I didn't snore, but I didn't get up
at all last night....I slept all night!
Thanks pals for all the prayers,p-mails,greetings,cards,
and pressies. I have Gma taking care of thank you's...
She's a little stretched right now, but will contact
each of you for me. She's trying to do a few each day,
while I try to take an after lunch nap.
HUGS AND KISSES FROM
IMPRISONED ON THE PRAIRIE,MAZY
BTW-ANYONE SEE ROMEO BEAU,TELL HIM TO COME HELP
CHEW UP MY WOODEN GRATE! END THIS INCARCERATION....
HE LOVES PAPER OF ALL KINDS. MADE FROM TREES.
MY WOODEN GATE IS MADE FROM TREES. I HAVEN'T
CHEWED ON IT NOW...IN THE PAST I'VE CHEWED SEVERAL
SQUARES APART. I DON'T LIKE BEING LEFT OUT
OF ANYTHING....Is that what they call a Velcro PUP?
If it is...THEN I AM ONE!
Leave A Comment | 6 people already have
I's real good at yoga too, especially da resting pose, BOL!
wow...that is pretty good yoga, sure would have loved to seen that...hope that the itches go away soon too
OMD!! Mazy, I just love reading your diaries!!! You should have your own TV show!!!!! Glad to see you are feeling much better!!
See ya, Abi
Thanks pals for sticking with me threw it ALL!(Mazy's message)
Gma is now going to throw laundry hampers with laundry in them......all over the living room furniture.....so Miss Mazy can't jump! Can leave the kitchen and play on the carpet.
She's acting like the carpet is a brand NEW PAL! NEVER has there been dirty laundry in the living room before......EVER!
She's actually been very good....How would you ACT,if you got up and your whole world was upside down with no warning??????
Gma here would be a snappin' turtle!
Way to go, Mazy! I am so proud of you! Would you believe I do the same thing with my pad after using it? We are too much alike! I probably would not be chewing the gate, though. I prefer to jump over or lift it and get under it. If you can do yoga, you can probably flatten yourself to the point of being able to get under it somehow. I wish I lived close to you because you know I would have you out of there in no time.
I hope the Rimadyl helps with the itches.
Hugs to you and your sweet Gma, Mazy.
Romeo-My gate is over 3' high and flush with the floor. I chewed enough times to make a couple holes I can almost squeeze through! It's the only thing I chew except my busy-bones....
If I had more room to back up and run....I'd probably jump it??? I crawled out of a puppy play pen at 3 mos. on the patio. I just put my little paws in the squares and over I went! I couldn't see Gma raking anymore......I was so worried about her.....mazy