March 14th 2012 4:55 pm
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Mazy runs and jumps into the office chair. Pushes Gma away and says,"let me do this....you don't know if you are coming or going?"
Well pals,this week seems like, it will Never End... All started Sunday night. Everyone was tucked into bed....I was sleeping away!
Out of the blue, we have these horrible croaking noises. Sounded
like big fat toad, in our marshy meadow.....Holding a Croakfest!
Inviting every Toad is 5 counties.......
Of course, I woke up! I have the very sensitive ears! BUUUUURRRRPPP!BBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPP!!!!
Now joined by rapid firing machine gun sounds! OMD! It's GAS! Let me out of the covers! I can't get my AIR! I'm sure it was enough gas to fuel, one of Gpa's tractors for a week! It was endless....
I'm awake now,out of the covers,where I can breathe.....Now she gets out of bed! Is wandering around the dark house making all these disgusting noises....I mean, who could sleep?
She had such heartburn,she thought she would choke. She took some pills, but things only worsened, as the night progressed. She ended up trying to rest in the recliner with her knees pulled to her chest. Thought she was having a gallbladder attack. She has had a few of those through the years.
Up all night,no sleep! I kept running from the bedroom to the living room every few minutes to check on Gma. She wanted to lose her Cookies, but couldn't! If she did, I never found any cookies! Middle of the night...Oh no! She has barricade herself in the bathroom.
The potty becomes her best friend.....I thought, I was her best friend?????
The sounds coming outta of there, would make anyone run for cover!
By now, I'm hiding under my favorite chair. She's going to Blow Up
...so run for your lives!
By 7 a.m., Gpa is getting up and Gma is trying to go back to bed.
She hasn't had any sleep, she is Hot and Cold, her whole insides rumbling like a volcano! She aches in ever square inch of her body.
Gpa has his coffee and some sugar doughnuts. Goes outside to feed the cattle. He said, he lost his Cookies! I still haven't found any of these cookies.... Well, what's this??? Gpa looks green behind his ears! OMD! They BOTH have the FLU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (this is Monday)
They both took the flu shot,too! I'm sure glad my flu shot worked...
The last 3 days, have been unbelievable, as far as nursing duties go!
Precious took care of Gpa. I took care of Gma. I've been her extra heatpad,snuggling in as tightly, as I could. I've slept more in 3 days, than I do in a week. I washed her face with my tongue to try and cool her fever. I walked on her tummy a couple times trying to find those cookies she wanted to lose. I was just going to eat them and everything would be good as new! She had fevers...After they broke, she woke up and the hairspray in her hair was like glue!
She looked like a wild woman....She didn't smell good,either!
I've been quiet as a mouse,almost 24/7. Tippy-pawing around the house.... Laying quietly and keeping an eye on things.
Well, okay there were a few woof-woofs, that just slipped out!
Everyday,I've let her out of playtime with me....Monday, she was
so bad, she didn't even cook fresh venison for us Furs! (Saved her butt there... with 1 eye opened and 1 eye closed, she found some roasted turkey in the fridge for us Fur Babies)
I mean you must pay your nurses decent wages. It's a tough job!
I can't understand why my human sis, does this nursing stuff
everyday and for strangers! She went to school for it too...
Phooey! I nurse my Gma cuz, I love her... I wouldn't want to do
nursing business everyday.
Gma and Gpa are working,eating and sleeping again. They still just aren't themselves. They are pale,tired,achy,headaches and just don't feel to perky. I'm pretty sure they are going to make it.
I sure hope, things are back to normal real soon... I'm ready to resign this private nursing job! Trade it in for the yip,yap and protect home and hearth job! As least I get to exercise my voice!
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First let me say that we are glad that your Gma and Gpa are on the mend Mazy. BUT, you had my human laughing and in tears as she read your version of tending to the humans and being a nurse. My goodness, your description of your poor Gma's ailments was awfully funny. Keep taking care of them Nurse Mazy!
OMD - momma was cringing when she read your diary to us. She said she is certain you wouldn't have wanted any of "those" cookies so it was good that you didn't find any.
Glad your Gma and Gpa are feeling better and that they had you to take care of them. You're a good nurse!
I don't blame ya for wantin' to resign... dat nursin' bizness is borin' work...
Glad they're feelin' better....
Yeah, dat nursin' stuff ain't too much fun. That's why I work in security instead, it are more fun and you get to bark more.
good job on the nursing duties and glad everyone is feeling better
I survived the nursing duties! Back on guarding the home and hearth! I am much more suited to this with my radar hearing... Yippy,as a Reward Gma baked me special pup cookies!
I'll share the recipe in my diary soon......They are so good that Gma ate 2...My cookies! she ate 2....She said, they taste like a multi-grain cracker to her.
Glad everyone is healthy again and you can resign your nursing duties! Those cookies must be good if your grandma ate two. Hugs!