February 17th 2005 12:05 pm
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Okay my college friends we need to have a talk. Its midterm time around the University of Florida and it's my job to help all my friends cope through this difficult time. You might notice your not getting the same amount of attention that you are used to and no matter how many times you throw yourself down on their books, they just don't scratch your tummy the same way. It is my understanding that these times, although difficult, do not last forever and soon your Mommy or Daddy will be right back to their loving selves, either that or moving back home after failing their classes (yikes!). The best way to get through these times are to make things a little easier for your college pal. Clean your plate, lick and lick and lick until there is nothng left on it. If you have to eat something, because college hunger pains are the worst, try your best not to eat homework, study notes, or even power supplies for laptops and cell phones. (Y'all will have to ask Laney about that one.) If your Momma doesn't have time for a walk, run around the apartment, she might think you're crazy and at least open the sliding glass door or something. All of this stress for a college eduction, my spots are becoming more gray! Well, I must be off to help my Mom hit the books, well at least I won't hide them from her like I did last time I thought she needed a break.

Hope we survive midterms!
Be good dogs,
Oscar