April 12th 2005 6:12 pm
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I've read over my past journal entries. Who was I kidding with all that pretention? At the beginning of this semester, my mom was actually studying and doing well, so I got a chance to read over her shoulder, so I was in academic mode. Now, well...let's just say that things have been a lot more interesting. At least I'm going out a lot more at night!
Anyway, my friend Chunk is back in town. We hang out everyday after school. Chunk's cool, but he's so needy. Like when I nap, he comes over and either licks my mom, or starts licking my face. I wake up a little, yawn, and he licks the inside of his mouth. If I could talk I'd be all "Dude... chill." Whatever, though, because Chunk's my buddy and my mom gets paid to walk him, so letting him forcibly french kiss me ends up contributing to the amount of money available to buy me steak and stuff.
Anyway, right now Chunk is sleeping.
Wow! As soon as I finished dictating that sentence to my mom (I can't type - I lack the dexterity in my paws necessary for most manual tasks) Chunk got up and started licking her foot. SO ANNOYING! I'm annoyed just watching it.
Memo to Chunk: get a chew toy, a salt lick, SOMETHING!
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