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The St. Patrick’s Day Extravaganza Tour Of Ireland™ for- 2013

March 14th 2013 4:30 pm
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Hello pupsies,

Cleo’s Escorted Irish Tours™ is pleased to announce our St. Patrick’s Day Extravaganza Tour Of Ireland™ for 2013! Sorry this is so late in the day but I was waiting for my ‘specially adapted Magic PaddyWagon™ to arrive!

Now pupsters, as many of you will know (especially those who partook in our Mystical Meanderings Tour™ last year), Ireland is a mystical land full of music, poetry and song. Our little country’s national Day, St Patrick’s Day, is celebrated throughout the world. We all know that the country’s swarming with leprechauns, those charming little people of Irish legend. And you can’t walk for more than a few feet without meeting a cheery little fairy or a goblin or sumfin. And the peoples here have a wonderful life. They sit around all day drinkin whiskey, telling stories and growing cabbages. So a visit to the Emerald Isle is a must. And this trip is FREE for my friends! FREE? What do you mean, Cleo? Yes Mummy, of course it’s free to my pupster friends! Just so they can ‘sperience the beauty and fun of Ireland! So who’s paying for the cabbage and accommodation and everything else? Em……..I was hoping you would Mummy! Think of it as a “gathering”. A Discover Ireland event. You love Ireland, don’t you, Mummy? Surely you want more visitors to come here?

For those of you who enjoyed the Bacon and Cabbage menu of last year, you will be pleased to see that that is on the menu again this year. And for those of you who had that little “stomach upset” incident on the bus last year, we will be offering an alternative dish of Irish Stew.

Now all you have to do on St Patrick’s Day (Sunday) is appear in your back garden. The Magic PaddyWagon™ will pick you up. I am not going to give details as they are top secret, but the trip will involve lots of cabbage, Irish dancing, drinking poitin and there might even be a personal meeting with the St Patrick dude himself!

Just let me know if you want to come to Ireland for St Patrick’s Day! Your pawrents will never know you’re even gone cos you’ll be on the Magic PaddyWagon™ that goes into a timewarp an’ stuff, so when you get back your pawrents will think you went round the back of the shed for a sniff and that is all!

See you all on Sunday!
Cleo XXX

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Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

March 14th 2013 at 5:38 pm

Ok! I am So in on this deal!
I'll be waitin for the Magic PaddyWagon™!

Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

March 14th 2013 at 6:30 pm

We'll be waitin' fur the wagon, Cleo!!
~Hershey & Winkie

(I hope it makes late stops, as we'll be away most of the day!)

Barked by: Scooter (Psst on the left) (Dogster Member)

March 14th 2013 at 7:16 pm

After my recent week, I need a trip on the Magic PaddyWagon™. Any chance I can sit in the drivers seat for a while?
We'll see you in the back garden on St. Patrick's Day.

Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

March 15th 2013 at 6:38 am

Sounds good! Count me in!

Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

March 15th 2013 at 4:12 pm

Me, tu! Me, tu! I can nod WATE tu eat BACON an' cabbage AN' Iwish stewz! Can I hab boff, Cleo?? An' whut da heck r poitin???

I will be waitin' out on da deck fur da Magic PaddyWagon™!! WOO-HOO! Dis r gonna be GWATE :D

Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

March 15th 2013 at 5:35 pm

Yippee! All my best buddies are coming in the PaddyWagon™!!! I can promise a great time for all! I can't wait to pick you all up in your back gardens all the way 'cross the 'lantic ocean!

Yes of course you can sit in the driver's seat Scooter, but you won't actually be driving 'cos I got the same satellite system that Santa Paws uses an' the Magic PaddyWagon™ will be flying itself!

Zaidie, you can have whatever you want to eat! Poitin is kind of like moonshine - a Bodka Dwip™ for crazy people!

The magic PaddyWagon™ is kitted out with everything we need for our trip! Various treat dispensers, a temperature-controlled Meatz bin, a magically-refilling sweetie bag, and each seat is equipped with a remote-controlled tummy rubbing device. And for the comfort and convenience of our passengers, each seat is equipped with an individual TV screen showing episodes of One Man and His Dog (a sheep herding competition) and a full replay of Crufts, the world's most prestigious doggie event.

So anyway, I better go here an' take deliveries from the butcher, pet shop, cake shop an' shamrock growing place. Oh yes, we will be kitted out in style an' strutting our stuff at the St Patrick's Day parade with our shamrock collars! BOL!

Look forward to seeing you all! Cleo X

Barked by: Reilly (Dogster Member)

March 15th 2013 at 8:07 pm

I hope im not too late. May I please go? I wanna really please. Can my Mpm also go. She always wanted o see Ireland. Ill be waitting.

Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

March 16th 2013 at 3:21 am

Of course you and your Mummy can come Reilly! And with an Irish name like yours it would be a shame to miss out! See you in your back garden! I'll have a special St Patrick's Day hat for your Mummy! BOL!