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Unrequited love and stinky blankies!

July 17th 2012 11:10 am
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There is a doggie called Ben who goes to the same park as me, and I wuvvvvv him! When we first met, we just ignored each other and fetched our own balls while our two mummies chattered and yapped. Ben and I would generally be busy fetching our balls, sniffing around, peeing, and ignoring each other.

Recently though, I’ve been chasing after Ben trying to play with him and stuff. And he still ignores me. Ben’s mummy throws his ball, he runs after it and I run after him. I even lost my own ball yesterday evening cos I was too busy following Ben, with his big floppy ears and his big slobbery tongue (sigh). Mummy and Ben’s mummy think this is “cute”. “Unrequited love” and all that. Yes, very “cute”, Mummy. How would you like it if you were running round the park after some man-human person while he ignored you? EH?

Then to add insult to injury Mummy decided to wash all my blankies. So next time I see Ben, I’ll have the indignity of smelling like “fresh cut flowers” or “fresh linen” or “summer meadow” or something equally stinky. How will Ben even look at me now? MY LIFE IS RUINED! Sniff!

To take my mind off my broken heart, Mummy brought me for a swim. I swam with the little ducksies in the lake and I didn’t try to bite them or nothin’.


Leave A Comment | 9 people already have

Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

July 17th 2012 at 1:13 pm

Well, at least you gotta go swimming, so life can't be too terrible.
Barked by: Wendy G

July 17th 2012 at 1:39 pm

Cleo, I fink dat summer in Irewand r affektin' yur bwain an' stuff - yu du nod fwim WIF da duckses. Yu fwim tuwards dem an' skeer da foie gras outta dem :D BOLBOL!!
Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

July 17th 2012 at 3:00 pm

But those little ducksies are my friends! We swim together all the time and we have lots of fun! Ok, I'm skeered of 'em. Have to admit that. When I was a little puppy I was surrounded by hundreds of 'em and they all spitted at me. Cleo, that was a swan. Just one. And you were barking at her and swimming after her. So those ducksies are ok Mummy? Yes of course. Ah, thanks Mummy! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!
Barked by: Misty (Psst on the right) (Dogster Member)

July 17th 2012 at 7:58 pm

Zpup "skeer da foie gras outta dem". BOL my Milkbone flew across the floor BOL!!
Barked by: Wendy G

July 17th 2012 at 8:32 pm

*bows and soaks in the adulation* BOLBOLBOL :D
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

July 18th 2012 at 4:34 am

Ben will still love you!!
Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

July 20th 2012 at 10:20 am

Thank you Petey. You are the only one on my side. They're all too busy laughing at each other and admiring each others' comments to even notice the extent of my turmoil!!!
Barked by: Wendy G

July 20th 2012 at 3:00 pm

HEY!! I r wesembwin' dat wemark, Cleo :D

Hab fun wif yur duckie fwiends! BOLBOLBOL :D
Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

July 20th 2012 at 3:43 pm

Zaidie! I never thought you could be so cruel! The ducksies meant nothin. Just a consolation prize for my broken heart. I met HIM (sigh) last night and the night before. And last night HE SNIFFED ANOTHER DOGGIE'S ASS! Oh, what am I to do? (puts paw up to head for effect)!

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