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Was it a dream? Or is it really happening?

July 15th 2012 4:24 pm
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Mummy! I’ve just had the most terrible dream! I was snoozing on the sofa and I dreamt that the kitty cats had taken over the world! The pet store was FULL of pink fluffy kitty things and kitty treats and stuff. The doggie section was down in a dark corner and all they had was dry dog food, uncomfortable collars, big leashes and electric fences an stuff to keep us doggies in line. Nothing else! No treats, sweeties, or toys for us doggies! Then I dreamt that there were kitties parading over and back past my window cos they’d put a barking curfew in place and I wasn’t allowed to bark from my sofa! What if I’m like those sidekick people on the telly telling people about their futures and this is actually going to happen?

Ah, poor Cleo. You just had a bad dream. Of course the cats aren’t taking over the world. Come over here and I’ll give you a belly rub and some of your sweeties.

But Mummy! Remember yesterday when we were going into Nana and Granddad’s house? Bubbles next door was just sitting on her Daddy’s car and she didn’t scarper away or nothin! She was looking at me kinda funny too. Now Cleo, you know Bubbles is a very old cat and she’s not able to run as quickly as she used to. And she probably saw that you had your leash on so she knew she was ok to stay there. Mummy, it’s hardly a co-incidence that those two kitties near our house were watching us funny just before we headed over to Nana and Granddad’s. They were passing on intelligence or something. Cleo, those two kitties were just watching you to make sure you didn’t chase them around the corner like you usually do. You’re being paranoid now.

Paranoid? PARANOID you say? Well then how do you explain that kitty that got into my garden a few weeks ago? The kitty who just sat there looking in at me when I was barking my head off through the patio door? The one who STUCK HER HEAD INTO MY KENNEL????? She planted some transmission device in there to report back on my movements, I’m sure of it. And she was mewing funny stuff into that two-way radio around her neck too. I have seen Cats & Dogs, you know! Now Cleo, you’re really being silly. That was her kitty collar around her neck. Kitties can have collars too, you know.

Mummy is in denial. I am sure of it. She won’t be so blasé about it all when she finds herself sleeping in the garden or sumfin, and eating some dry human formula food. I wonder if I could disguise myself as a kitty and have a sneaky look on Catster? Just to see what they’re talking about. Cos I’m sure those kitties are up to something. In any case, I will be sleeping with one eye open tonight ……………


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Barked by: Lil Bear (Dogster Member)

July 15th 2012 at 4:36 pm

I gots 2 kitties (Ingen & Novi). Tha's 2 kitties & only 1 doggy-ME!!! Hmmmmm, you might be right Cleo.
Barked by: Wendy G

July 15th 2012 at 4:43 pm

o.m.DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!! Cleo, whuteber yu du, du NOD go ober tu Catster! Dose kitties r PURE ebil an' dem will du whuteber it takes tu turn yu intu one ob dem! Afore yu kno' it, yu r gonna be wearin' a jingle-y bell collar an' messin' 'wound wif 'nip an' pwayin' wif yarn! Yes, y-a-r-n!! OMD, dem mite eben twy tu conbince yu dat it r KEWL tu uze a witter box in da howse, wike dem du! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :D
Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

July 15th 2012 at 4:59 pm

Oh Lil Bear! Be very careful! And listen in all you can to their kitty chats. Report back anything you find out please! Zaidie, I was going to go over to Catster in disguise (had even picked out the name "catnip cutie") but then thought it would be dangerous cos I might get distracted by pictures of fishies and sparkly stuff! Thank you for saving me, my friend! I will hold tight here and see what develops!
Barked by: Cathey U

July 16th 2012 at 6:56 am

Oh No! That Inkspot is one a my kitty cats 'round here. At least his message got a error so it didn't show up.
Hey Grrl! Congrats on your nother Diary Pick! I can't give you any purdy rosettes. I think the falling objects must be blocking sumfin.

From Inkspot:
Watch out there Doggie. Don't be messin' around with us CATS.
We carry weapons ya know.
We don't take no guff from dogs.
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

July 16th 2012 at 7:13 am

Woof, Cleo, we're DDPs togefur today! I'm sorry I can't send you a rosie. We don't have too many kitties around here, but I'll keep my eyes and ears open fur signs of the conspiracy. Thanks fur the heads-up!
Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

July 16th 2012 at 8:44 am

Zoe! How did that kitty Inkspot get into Dogster? Those security peoples aren't doing their jobs right! I must ask Mummy to remove those falling things from my page! Hershey, congratulations on your DDP! I must go over now and read all about your goings-on!
Barked by: Ceeley (Dogster Member)

July 16th 2012 at 9:31 am

Lil Bear that are nuttin'! Try being surrounded by 6 purrs AND a very annoying neighbor purr that keeps climbing the fence into MY yard!
Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

July 16th 2012 at 1:56 pm

Poor Ceeley! Imagine all that mewing and meowing and purring and all that stuff! Anyway pupsters, I went and warned that Inkspot kitty real good so hopefully he won't be bothering us doggies again!
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

July 17th 2012 at 9:16 am

BOL BOL! Dat's why I am friends with da kitties, when dey take over the world, I'll be in good!

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