January 19th 2011 2:44 am
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My brudder and me got into it again. Dad came home from work and we were both trying to get some lovin' from him. I missed him and Rudie was just letting dad scratch him behind the ears way too much.

And he was hogging the belly rubs way too much. After a minute I flipped out. I tried to go behind dad's legs to let Rudie know I was mad, I bit dad by mistake, trying to get Rudie to let me get my share of loving.

I got passed Dad and kicked some tail. Now I hear some talk about a trip to the vet soon to loose my...well you know. Rudie has been snickering about it.

I beg you Mom let me keep my dignity. Please mom, it took me a long time to grow these, I like 'em. Can't we talk about this!

Mom assures me I will be okay, that when I do go it will be for something called neutering. I am kind of relieved but I don't know what that means either.

Can anyone tell me what that means?

Barked by: Patch (Dogster Member)

January 19th 2011 at 6:36 pm

Hate to tell you this, Rocky - you're a nice kid. Neutering is sort of like a frontal lobotomy but on the other end. It makes you into a more gentle guy - not so aggressive, y'know. You'll be a little sore for awhile, but you'll be OK. Pretty soon you'll forget all about it. You won't miss what you've never used. -- Patch