The groanings , gripes and grouses of the Hairy Banana

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June 22nd 2006 9:23 am
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Next week I have to go back to vet to have my eyes checked. The surgery didn't fix my problem . My eyes still tear and bother me . I don't know what to do, have more surgery or learn to live with my eyes the way they are .The only thing that makes me feel better is the stick of butter I just liberated from the kitchen island.
Love and biscuit's Chloe Renee

 

turkey trots

May 17th 2006 9:32 am
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Oh boy I love turkey! mom made a big turkey Monday nite and I had lots of giblets I also helped myself to a stick of butter left on the counter when no one was looking . I guess to much of a good thing is not so good . I upchucked on the living room floor and the next day I had the trots but it was worth it. I love turkey! and butter!! Butterball turkey yeah !!

Love and biscuits Chloe Renee

 

Eye can see clearly now

April 27th 2006 8:06 am
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Thank heavens I got that funnel off my head everyone is a critic. Mom kept calling me funnel face or the funnel of love she thinks she funny-- NOT ! The vet gave me a shot that made me very loopy and took out the stitches , when mom came to pick me up I looked like I was stoned out of my mind not a pretty sight. Just say No kiddies. Anywho now I have conjunctivitis so it's more ointment for me whoopee ain't beauty a B

Love and biscuits Chloe Renee

 

The ticks are coming !! The ticks are coming!!

March 24th 2006 6:31 am
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MY people found four ticks on me this week and one on my brother Roscoe, Sasha is too fast for ticks I wish I was too fast for ticks .Mommy scares me with those tweezers I think she might want to pluck my eyebrows ouch. Daddy said we can't go to the river anymore but the ticks were from our own fenced yard, now mommy talking about a b. a . t. h. and dropping something on my back., Why mommy? I don't like this . Tick are nothing but trouble.

Love and biscuits Chloe Renee

 

woe is me

March 6th 2006 9:24 am
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went to vet fri. he said I was very cute BUT I need plastic surgery what a thing to say to a girl. I have a condition known as entropian, which means my eyelids roll in so I cry a lot .When my mom heard that it was going to cost $450.00 she started crying too; we really are a lot alike .I'll let you know how it goes .I only hope I don't end up looking like Joan Rivers.
love and biscuits Chloe Renee

 
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