This Dog's Charmed Life (Dud's Diary of Badness)

Why I Love my Mother - By Dudley Colangelo

August 26th 2010 7:33 pm
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Why I love my mother:

Because even though there are FOUR other doggies in this house - she ALWAYS makes special time for just me.
Because when she takes a vacation from work? It's never a vacation from me - as a matter of paw - it's always to spend LOTS of time with me!
Because she always says "good night Peep, I love you" and "Good Morning Peep - I love you!"
And she always waits for me to ease into waking up before saying "Okay! Let's all go out!"
Because she takes me into stores like Best Buy - without so much as blinking at anyone - and - Home Depot too - even though they have a sign up that says "No Pets" - she says to me - "what am I supposed to do? I WOULD NEVER LEAVE YOU in the car! No matter how cool it is out!"
Because on days like today? When she turned into Dunkin Donuts - and locked me in the car - with the air conditioner blasting - she told the people inside that the iced coffee was for her, but the whole wheat bagel with a smidge of cream cheese - was to be shared with me.
And this was after she weighed me on the scale at Petsmart and I toppled to scale at - GASP - 118! I am a big boy. A lady who heard Mom say "118! Holy Crap!" said - "if that was me I'd be wearing a bikini" and my Mom said - "if that was me? I'd be wearing a bikini and high heels EVERYWHERE I WENT in the summer!
Because she furminates me and it feels so good!
These are just a few reasons why I LOVE MY MOMMIE!

 
 

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Barked by: Riley (Dogster Member)

August 27th 2010 at 4:58 am

Your Mom sure does love you, Mooser!!
Barked by: Winston (Dogster Member)

August 27th 2010 at 5:19 am

We love your mom too Duds!
Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

August 27th 2010 at 7:00 am

Simply WONDERFUL !!!

HUGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Barked by: Nelly (Dogster Member)

August 27th 2010 at 7:26 am

Those are some good reasons to love your momma!
Barked by: Oliver Louis 2002 ~ 2012 (Dogster Member)

November 24th 2010 at 8:58 am

You are SUCH a Mom's boy - ewwwwww! Now - stay away from her - SHE IS MINE!


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