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My Zzzzz's Are Being Stolen!

March 9th 2013 10:46 am
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Help! My Zzzz's are being stolen tonight! Not good, growlmy...not fair either! Grrr! Appawrently there is a time zone keeper who decreed that tonight an hour will be stolen, and instead it will be added to the end of the next weird is that?
While an extra hour of light will aid my barking at anything time, I really like to do the Zzzz's, too. Sigh...
Growlmy says that she will be feeling it fur sure, the sleep deprivation, on account that she is working till 11pm, and then has to get up at 630am...

Anyways, enough of my grumping, here is something funny that my auntie sent us over the interwebs:

Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology

Medical Term

Redneck Definition

Artery - The study of paintings

Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria

Barium - What doctors do when patients die

Benign - What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan - Searching for Kitty

Cauterize - Made eye contact with her

Colic - A sheep dog

Coma - A punctuation mark

Dilate - To live long

Enema - Not a friend

Fester - Quicker than someone else

Fibula - A small lie

Impotent - Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane

Morbid - A higher offer

Nitrates - Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days

Node - I knew it

Outpatient - A person who has fainted

Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative - A letter carrier

Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery

Rectum - Nearly killed him

Secretion - Hiding something

Seizure - Roman Emperor

Tablet - A small table

Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport

Tumor - One plus one more

Urine - Opposite of you're out

Growlmy, What are or who are rednecks??


Greenies...Going, Going, Gone!

March 7th 2013 9:22 am
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The urka-gurka greenies that is, not the St Patty's ones...yet!
Only pawppy got those green yucks, so far growlmy & boss-boy and unfurbro have not..yet!

Today I am a DDP! WOOFS!
It seems I am also sharing the spotfurlight with my kitty brofurs...sheesh, too much stuff on one day, I heard growlmy saying that, because she has to go to her work soon...and she can't do Dogster/Catster stuff there, not that she would have time fur that, BOL!
Thanks fur all the comments, P-mails, prezzies and pics!
Here is the picture/memento Cooper and his furmily sent to me:

Well, I gotta run and find out what that silly running loose...again...goat is doing...and bark at him, too, BOL!



Norotorious-Violenticurse...Going Green, Greener And- Greenest

March 3rd 2013 4:07 pm
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Yup, It IS furry green.
My page is green, a lot of my pictures are green, or at least I am wearing some green things. All of these green things are recycled, also known as going/being green. (Growlmy hasn't had a chance to get any new ones taken...but I am not grumbling...)
Pawppy is green...wait...did I just say that? Well, he was green about the gills as the saying goes, but now thankfurly he no longer looks like a green Martian, who ate all the green cheese, BOL!
Are Martians Irish? I truly do not know, but the Irish might think they approve of the greening of the earth!
Growlmy says her work palace is way too green lately, too. UGH!
The gassy-throw-up-eye-titus crud is in there, and pawppy was dealing with it, too. (Lots of urka gurkas, YUCK) Growlmy is healthy, Wow! She must be waiting to have the final green hoorah...BOL! I hope not though.
She said they diagnosed it to be the norotorious-virus that likes to go on those cruises...
And urka gurkas is not the only trouble this norotorious-virus likes to cause...well, no further info needed, BOL!
It should be renamed Norotorious-Violenticurse!! EEEUUUWWWW!

Martians: Green
My Page: Greener
Pawppy: Greenest

A couple of evenings ago, all of a sudden I perked up my ears...and why?
Well, next thing I knew, there was boss boy and unfurbro standing in my contaminated with Norotorious-Violenticurse den. I sure hope I don't have to see them turn green either. But of course I was furry glad to see them! A whole week of spring break with them!

There is also some green peeking out from under some areas of the yard where the snow banks have started to melt in the beautifur sunshine we had today. How long will that last before the next dumping of snow?
I am ready for a pretty green spring fur sure! That would be the greenest of all!

And now for a complete change of direction...Go Blue!
The U of M Wolverines just won their basketball game with the green MSU Spartans...I hope I don't offend any Spartans who might be reading this entry, but both Bossboy and unfurbro go to the U of M...and blue is another color that looks so beautiful to me, because it also means the sun is shining...sun puddles to bask my aging bones in...

Have a nice Green St Patrick's Day!
Stay away from pawlaces inhabited by that Norotorious-Violenticurse!


Whoo-Hoo! And Shucks, Too!

February 23rd 2013 10:22 am
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Whoo Hoo! I am a DDP today
Thanks HQ fur thinking about me and my ouchie...which by now is all better, thankfurly. I am running out the doggy door and jumping down from the raised doggy bed just as always! Growlmy doesn't see any limps either.
Thanks fur all the healing thoughts and POTP. It worked!

Thanks, too fur the prezzies on my page, and Cooper and his gang made me a nice pic to put on my page:
My DDP Pic from Cooper and furmily
Always these exciting things seem to happen on days that growlmy has to work...sigh...that is the shucks part...but pawppy should be here most of today, because it's Saturday...though I did hear that he will be going away fur a couple of hours this evening...peeps seem always to do what they want nevfurmind what a pup might want/need...which is their loving company...well, I shall watch out the window for the neighbor's activities, and fur the return of the vehicles that growlmy and pawppy left in to do their respective things...

I will try to convince growlmy to help me woof some more later...


Woof - Chase - Clunk - Yelp - Ouch:(

February 17th 2013 1:11 pm
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Oh, boy, I really scared growlmy the other night.
It was supper fur the peeps...and that also means its time fur me and my kitty brofurs to help the table gathering. We gather around to hopefurly snag a tidbit...and of course I always get my chewy then, too.
Well, Minko challenged me and so I got up and followed him to the kitchen...and then all of a sudden with a big woof, I chased him back into the dining room. Bad timing:(
I furgot that pawppy was still there...and as I tried to get at Minko, he squeezed through the chair legs, but of course since I was focused on him, I furgot to judge the space too well...and OMD, I crashed into the chair leg. I let out a loud yelp of pain, then I started to keye-yeye-yeye...really loudly, and I was standing there on 3 legs.
Growlmy was in a panic, because I have clunked into things before, but nefur yelped or cried like that. She thought I had truly done it this time.
So she made me lie down,, and tried to take a feel of the leg/paw, but I wouldn't let her, nor pawppy, I growled and snapped at him...oops!
So growlmy grabbed an ice pack, and I let that be on me fur a short while, then I got up and limped, but I was bearing weight. Phew!
Growlmy picked me up and put me into my soft doggy bed and I was there for a long while, not shaking or whining...and then I heard a noise outside and down I jumped...more oops, but I still ran outside, a little slower perhaps than is my normal...but growlmy could see that while I was sore, at least there was not anything terrible that was going on, just a big she only sees a limp if I jump up from a long nap...She says I need to be more carefur so that I do not break kitty is worth me getting injured she said...BOL! Hey, I am a JRT...OK, growlmy, I promise to try to be a little more carefur, and maybe not chase my brofurs...remember I said maybe!
And through all of that, Minko & espawsially Pipo just sat there and smirked at my discomfiture...Grrr! I shall have to chase'what did you say, growlmy??'


Dogster Love = Heartfelt Thanks!

February 16th 2013 5:05 pm
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I am overloaded with candy...all over my page. Forty-two boxes of chocolates, OMD!
Forty-two boxes of Dogster love! That is absolutely a heart warming feeling and wonderfur to know the love thst flows here.
I want to thank all who sent them, but to do that for evfurryone who sent me one...or even several, I shall have the dogretary getting a furry bad wrist and writer's cramp! BOL!

Woofs and a whole load of Lick-a-lots!


A Nonny Mouse?!!

February 5th 2013 9:22 pm
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There is a big smoochie on my page...someone thinks I am their fave JRT Pup-Boy...does that mean they are a JRT Gal? Or some other Gal-Pup?

I am feeling like I want to smooch them back, but I don't know who to give my patented MJF Lick/Kiss to...
Those are huge red lips...tee-hee...I have pink jowls, BOL!
This pup had better watch out, if she stays as a Nonny Mouse, my kitty brofurs could well try to pounce on her...and don't furget that I, being a terrieristic pup, also go fur the rodentia that may cross my path...OK, OK, I won't snatch you in my jaws...but I sure am curious who my secretive A. N. Mouse might be!

Well, I do thank you fur these 'Big Red Lips'!! BOL!


I Got Me A Drowned Rat!

January 29th 2013 5:54 pm
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Growlmy felt so horrible today she went to her MD...who says she just has a rip-roaring viral infection that is starting to show some bacterial overlay...whatevfur.
So she got a bunch of meds and a letter to take some sick time off work...she doesn't need to share that around!

Anyways, all of our snow and ice from the weekend is GONE, and we are left with a huge muddy mess...not to mention some big doody piles, growlmy hasn't been doing her duty in the doody dept...

Today we got up to 58 degrees, and we had huge thunderstorms and torrential downpours, too. When growlmy came back from the MD & drugstore, she sure looked like a drowned rat, BOL! Just what a terrier loves!
After that wet non-adventure she just laid low on the recliner all day, and we kept her company.



January 28th 2013 7:57 pm
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No, not me, Phew! I am fine.
Growlmy is doing that...along with loads of barking, peep style.
She is hot, too...not the cool kind of hot, the red cheeked burning up kind...
So, now she too has entered the realms of the afflicted, BOL! Gotta see the funny side of things.
She got this crud from her residents where she works, sheesh!
Well, she is off for two more days, so maybe by then she will be feeling better, I hope so, she didn't even play with me nor my kitty brofurs today...
So if you do not get any pics, please furgive us...and...they can't be posted anyways, there are some nasty infestations of fleas here...but Dogster HQ say they are trying to find the right kind of medicine to cure the troubles...hopefurly sooner than later!

Congrats, too, to my good pal Pepper, whom most of you know...she is Dog of the Week! Yippee!


A Little Cricket And A Growlmy Version Of Funniest Videos,- Um...Well It Was Funny To Onlookers...

January 21st 2013 2:58 pm
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Growlmy saw a cute little Fox Terrier mix at the local shelter, her name was Cricket. She was 5 years old.

So CUTE! She looked a lot like me, except her fur was shaggier and her ears stood up...ok then she didn't look like me, BOL!

Growlmy wanted to let her be my sisfur(!), but they were not letting her go to any new den that had kitties. Shucks! I would have liked to have her here...well maybe one day there might be a pup here, well, maybe a bit older than a baby-pup, but a playmate.

So I will just have to play through the fence games with Champ...and romp in the snow...UGH, I hate snow! Growlmy had to shovel out twice today, to keep up with it...but it is easier work now that we have the concrete, rather than the old gravel and mud ruts.
She was glad to be off today, the roads are awful and there have been lots of 'incidents'. The main highway was even closed completely for a while. Tomorrow...well not sure if growlmy will get the groceries or wait another least the cupboards are not bare. The doggy treats and food bags are full.

Yesterday, growlmy was at work...carrying water cups, with lids... She was taking them to the residents' bathroom to dump them out, only they were almost dumped on the carpet, BOL! Growlmy caught her toe in a wire under a residents' bed, attached to a fall alarm. So she careened across the floor, and stumbled to the bathroom door...where she couldn't keep her balance any longer, and DOWN she went. Kaboom! Miraculously the lids stayed on the cups, and growlmy's knees were not hurt...just her pride was sorely wounded. Both residents had a good giggle at growlmy's expense, and so did the nurse out in the hall who witnessed this incident...growlmy got up and finished her work with a furry red face... the funny thing was the fall alarm did not register the fact that someone had fallen...because growlmy only tripped over the wire, not the mat...BOL!
Its a good thing there was no one there with a camera...

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