March 9th 2013 10:46 am
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Help! My Zzzz's are being stolen tonight! Not good, growlmy...not fair either! Grrr! Appawrently there is a time zone keeper who decreed that tonight an hour will be stolen, and instead it will be added to the end of the next day...how weird is that?
While an extra hour of light will aid my barking at anything time, I really like to do the Zzzz's, too. Sigh...
Growlmy says that she will be feeling it fur sure, the sleep deprivation, on account that she is working till 11pm, and then has to get up at 630am...
Anyways, enough of my grumping, here is something funny that my auntie sent us over the interwebs:
Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology
Artery - The study of paintings
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
Barium - What doctors do when patients die
Benign - What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan - Searching for Kitty
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her
Colic - A sheep dog
Coma - A punctuation mark
Dilate - To live long
Enema - Not a friend
Fester - Quicker than someone else
Fibula - A small lie
Impotent - Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane
Morbid - A higher offer
Nitrates - Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days
Node - I knew it
Outpatient - A person who has fainted
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative - A letter carrier
Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery
Rectum - Nearly killed him
Secretion - Hiding something
Seizure - Roman Emperor
Tablet - A small table
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport
Tumor - One plus one more
Urine - Opposite of you're out
Growlmy, What are or who are rednecks??
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We wake mommy up early every morning. Love your list.
I like your list Freckles!
Here in Saskatchewan we do not change time. Probably one of the only places that don't. We are on Central Standard time and we just do not change! Maybe you can nap tomorrow to catch up on that hour!
We forgot about the time change - thanks!
Dat losing sleep part are not fun.
That list is funny. We don't like the time change here either. Makes us go to bed early and get up even earlier. Shoot is was just beginning to light out on our morning walk. Now it will be dark again fur a few months. Boo!
Yup, not likin' the time change at my place either!
Love the list, BOL!!
We like the time change because it will still be light out when daddy gets home and he'll take us to Fort Fun!!! WhoooooHOOOOO!!!!!!
BOL!! Funny list!!
I likes lotsa sleep, not less.. but I likes da Daylight Savings Time-- means we're more likely to get a walk.....
BOL...love the list!!