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My Zzzzz's Are Being Stolen!

March 9th 2013 10:46 am
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Help! My Zzzz's are being stolen tonight! Not good, growlmy...not fair either! Grrr! Appawrently there is a time zone keeper who decreed that tonight an hour will be stolen, and instead it will be added to the end of the next weird is that?
While an extra hour of light will aid my barking at anything time, I really like to do the Zzzz's, too. Sigh...
Growlmy says that she will be feeling it fur sure, the sleep deprivation, on account that she is working till 11pm, and then has to get up at 630am...

Anyways, enough of my grumping, here is something funny that my auntie sent us over the interwebs:

Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology

Medical Term

Redneck Definition

Artery - The study of paintings

Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria

Barium - What doctors do when patients die

Benign - What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan - Searching for Kitty

Cauterize - Made eye contact with her

Colic - A sheep dog

Coma - A punctuation mark

Dilate - To live long

Enema - Not a friend

Fester - Quicker than someone else

Fibula - A small lie

Impotent - Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane

Morbid - A higher offer

Nitrates - Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days

Node - I knew it

Outpatient - A person who has fainted

Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative - A letter carrier

Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery

Rectum - Nearly killed him

Secretion - Hiding something

Seizure - Roman Emperor

Tablet - A small table

Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport

Tumor - One plus one more

Urine - Opposite of you're out

Growlmy, What are or who are rednecks??


Leave A Comment | 9 people already have

Barked by: Abbie (Dogster Member)

March 9th 2013 at 12:12 pm

We wake mommy up early every morning. Love your list.
Barked by: Abby - Forever Loved (Dogster Member)

March 9th 2013 at 1:59 pm

I like your list Freckles!

Here in Saskatchewan we do not change time. Probably one of the only places that don't. We are on Central Standard time and we just do not change! Maybe you can nap tomorrow to catch up on that hour!
Barked by: ♥ Anya ♥ (Dogster Member)

March 9th 2013 at 4:27 pm

We forgot about the time change - thanks!

Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

March 10th 2013 at 1:18 am

Dat losing sleep part are not fun.
Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

March 10th 2013 at 11:12 am

That list is funny. We don't like the time change here either. Makes us go to bed early and get up even earlier. Shoot is was just beginning to light out on our morning walk. Now it will be dark again fur a few months. Boo!
Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

March 10th 2013 at 12:53 pm

Yup, not likin' the time change at my place either!
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

March 10th 2013 at 9:21 pm

Love the list, BOL!!

We like the time change because it will still be light out when daddy gets home and he'll take us to Fort Fun!!! WhoooooHOOOOO!!!!!!
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

March 11th 2013 at 1:09 am

BOL!! Funny list!!

I likes lotsa sleep, not less.. but I likes da Daylight Savings Time-- means we're more likely to get a walk.....
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

March 11th 2013 at 3:01 am the list!!

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