Freckles' Fabarkations, Rebarks and Jacktoids

The (Not Too) Secretive Life Of Sir Lick-a-Lot!

February 13th 2012 7:39 pm
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OK...Now that that got all of you pupses attentions...here is me telling some answers to these Twenty Questions that some of you have already enlarged upon...

Here I go, then...

A Lot of junk being divulged here in the disguise of 20 Questions with my personal life in the answers...


1. WHAT COLOR COLLAR ARE YOU WEARING?

I wear a blue one about 99% of the time...the rest of the time I have a few 'seasonal' ones. like for Christmas, Valentine's Day, Halloween and so on...A long time ago I had a red one, but I outgrew it!

2. DOES YOUR LEASH MATCH YOUR COLLAR?

No, I have a black leash and my Flexi-leash is black, too.

3. WHAT’S WORSE? An EVIL NEMESIS SQUIRREL bouncing around in the trees or across the fence, a Crow strutting around in your yard or Neighbor People outside talking?

Sheesh, you are asking a reactive pup what is worse? I bark with my hackles for all of those...I run like the wind to get rid of crows that trespass, I bark and growl my insults to any peep that comes near, be it familiar neighbors or strangers, but worse for the strangers that I can see in the neighbor's driveway.
But those squirrel dudes are the evilest of all, I have to admit, they are so bad they come back to tease me over and over...I HATE those red ones that live in the hollow tree behind our shed, GRRR!

4. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE SNACK?

Anything that passes as edible, BOL! I would think that I love licking the yogurt containers the best...and after that the scrambled egg bowls. DROOL!

5. WHERE WAS YOUR LAST CAR RIDE?

So long ago...I do not like them...the last ride was coming home from being in Canada, in November 2011...believe it or not!

6. DO YOU STICK YOUR HEAD OUT THE WINDOW ON CAR RIDES?

No, I am not allowed, and I have to sit in a harness, too. Sometimes growlmy will crack the window so I can get a whiff of the passing scents.

7. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE TOY?

I love all toys that squeak, but the soft stuffy ones are the best...until I de-squeak them...But growlmy says that my fave toy is a non-toy...my kittybrofur, Minko, BOL! I just wish he would curl up with me the way my Toki-cat used to do...OMC I miss him and his big warm soft furs...

8. DO YOU HAVE A BOYFURIEND OR GIRLFURIEND?

No I don't actually, though I do have a lot of furends from both types...
Hmmm, I have no idea why no one asked me to be their Valentine...though I did get a few cards in the snail mail and some dogster gifties with Valentine messages...
Sheesh, my kitty brofurs have Valentine gals...should I be jealous?

9. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE WALK?

I really enjoy going on my 2 mile stroll around the back way here...but its fun when growlmy takes me on a different walk, too.
My stroll is fun, because I can meet my doggy neighbors, and woof/walk with some of them...and sometimes I meet peeps who give me a doggy treat, with growlmy's permission...

10. DO YOU GO TO DOG PARKS?

Not really anymore. I used to go to the dog park at my grand-growlmy's pawlace, but now I do not go there anymore.
I have been to a few others, but if there are too many big doggies there I feel intimidated and I 'freak out'...so then I have to leave...My yard is an acre totally fenced, and if there is another pup or two in there with me it is almost like being in a doggy park:)

11. WHERE DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?

On one of the doggy nests(beds), on the loveseat, near the front door.I have a dog house in the dining room, too, sometimes I go in there too.
(When the sun is out, I like to find a nice sun puddle to relax in...but of course that would not be at night, BOL!)

12. DO YOU SNORE?

Growlmy says that she has heard me once in a while, but not furry often. Kitty brofur minko snores a lot more, and louder, too, BOL!

13. DO YOU SLEEP UNDER THE COVERS?

I am not allowed to go in or on me peeps bed, evfur! Though I have snuck on the beds they use when visiting other homes, BOL!

14. DO YOU HAVE TO WEAR CLOTHES?

Yes, but not because I want to...I try to hide from those coats that growlmy gets out of the closet when she wants to out with me on a cold day...the only other time I wear clothes is for picture sessions...GRR!

When I have to wait for growlmy to finish getting ready when I have a coat on, I hang my head and tail...and woe is me, on those days when I have to wear layers...OMD!

15. ARE YOU THE FAVORITE DOG?

I am the first doggy that has evfur been in my furmily...that makes me the fave, right?!

16. WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE SPOT TO SLEEP IN THE HOUSE?

Under the dining room table when the peeps are eating, or in a sun puddle, or in the doggy bed in the back porch on a sunny day. It gets so nice and toasty on my back, with the big windows, there.

17. WHAT’S THE BEST HUMAN FOOD YOU’VE EVER BEEN FED?


That's a hard one...I love all non-dog items...but I guess it has to be cooked squash and mashed potatoes...oh and scrambled eggs, and cheese...and...sorry, I can't make up my mind... BOL!

18. DO YOU GO TO A DOG GROOMER?

Nope! Nevfur!! Growlmy's Groovy Grimestopper
is the counter in our bathroom, and the bathtub that hides behind the curtain...that is where that kind of torture takes place here...

19. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BATHS?

Noooooooooooooooooooo. Help!!! GRRR!

20. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE BORED?

Lie down near growlmy or pawppy and whine and whine until they pay me attention, or growlmy asks me to jump on her lap...which lasts about 30 seconds till I want to get off...and start whining again, so that somebody will scratch my chin or my ears...or best yet, pawlay with me!
Or I will go and search for Minko...
Or I will lick my paws...or dig in the carpet...Oh, oh! That makes growlmy annoyed...


There! Now you all know what goes on here most of the time, behind the doors and walls of my den!

Woofs!

And I wish all of you a furry Happy Valentine's Day!

♥♥♥

 
 

Leave A Comment | 9 people already have

Barked by: ♥ Anya ♥ (Dogster Member)

February 13th 2012 at 8:10 pm

Oh come one MJF - everything about you is just so precious. You are just such a little cutie and everything about you!

Happy Valentine's Day

~
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

February 14th 2012 at 3:27 am

love being able to know about my pals, thanks for telling us MJF!!
Happy Valentines Day!!!
Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

February 14th 2012 at 6:12 am

You are one clever and spawcial pup!
Barked by: Wendy G

February 14th 2012 at 8:27 am

Wow, Fweckles! I neber knowded yu wuz so bery compwex an' kind ob a Wennaisance guy, tu! Whu knowed?? :D
Fanks fur du dis, my fwiend!
Barked by: Chance (Dogster Member)

February 14th 2012 at 8:42 am

I whine for attention too but I'm too big to totally jump up in mommys lap!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

February 14th 2012 at 8:43 am

Hi, Pals!
Thanks for reading my divulgences...

You think I am complex, Zaidie?? BOL! Me, complex...BOL!
Um...if you really want to know, I think my peeps may be are complex...

Got to go and help Growlmy get some Valentine's junk ready for her & Pawppy...then tonight we are going to watch the finale of the Westminster Dog Show...and I hope a terrier wins, Yes a JRT, even...but any terrier would be pawrfect...sorry you non-terrierist pups...

Happy Valentine's Day!
Woofs!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

February 14th 2012 at 9:07 pm

The Pekingese won...
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

February 14th 2012 at 10:57 pm

I freak out at big dogs too. Must be a terrier thing.
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

February 15th 2012 at 6:24 pm

Yeah, my doggy cousin is the worstest at that freaking out junk...he's a terrierist, too...


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