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Would You Like Some Ants With That??

April 16th 2010 7:39 pm
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Well I had a very boring stroll this am.
The bunny dude was hiding, which I thought was pretty rude of him, I didn't even get to see or smell him, much less give him chase...Shucks.
Didn't see any kitties, either, sometimes I can have some interdogtions with them...
No deer, Oh, Dear, I think spring has sent all the creatures to new places..Shucks!.
The one lady who I meet on my strolls a lot with her LWD was inside, she was too sore from yesterday's yard work to go for a walk...(poor LWD).Shucks.
The other lady came out and said hello to me and rubbed my furs...but her pockets were EMPTY! Humph! She always has a treat for me :o>( Shucks!
The squirrels must all have been on their coffee breaks, with nutbutter cookies! BOL! More shucks!
Oh, yes, there were all kinds of birds...but what is that to me...I am a go to ground guy, not an AKC bird dog...
Well, finally I smelled and saw something oh so interesting...And growlmy was not paying proper close attention to me, she was looking at the creek, trying to find critters for us to watch...
All of a sudden she felt me making jerking movements with my head...Too late, Growlmy!! I have it deep in my mouth...and am reaching for the next big hunk...of someones discarded biscuit...YUM! ( I think a litterbug threw it out of the car window...there are a couple of fast food places a few miles south of my place...)
Growlmy tried to retrieve the piece of biscuit I had in my use...I have scored!! Woofs!
But then she picked up the other piece that I was hungrily eyeballing...and was going to throw it far over the embankment where we don't walk...Shucks! Oh shucks!
Then I heard a big Yuck! and other choice bad Dutch words come out of her mouth...she saw that the biscuit hunk was covered in ants!! So now I am an Anteater...because the 1st piece probably had ants on it, too!
Anteater! Can you believe it? Yesterday a cow, today an Anteater...what next?
Growlmy hopes that ants are not bad for dog victuals...
Well at least my walk wasn't boring afterall! Thank you litterbugs!


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Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

April 16th 2010 at 7:56 pm

Hmmm...never had ants before...what they taste like...chicken?!
Barked by: Wendy G

April 16th 2010 at 8:12 pm

I hab eated ants!! Dem tasted wike...ANTS!!!
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

April 16th 2010 at 8:48 pm

BOL ...Zaidie!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

April 16th 2010 at 8:59 pm

I gobbled that contraband up so fast I didn't even know there were ants on it...until my growlmy saw them...If I would be a gentleman and slowly chew my foods...then I think I might have tasted kitty brofurs do not like to touch them...if they do they jump straight up in the air and shake their paws off! BOL!
So far, today I have not had ill effects. BTW don't they show people eating ants on some of those survival type shows!? YUCK!
And something else...long time ago, growlmy worked in a store where they sold ...chocolate covered ants...No thanks says growlmy!!
Barked by: REDFORD (Dogster Member)

April 16th 2010 at 10:00 pm

Ants . . .
Haven't eaten any yet but I've been bitten
by a few. It's usually on the feet and I end
up licking them for hours.

Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

April 17th 2010 at 12:44 pm

Maybe you just needed some protein from the ants to balance out the grass from the other day.

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