July 2nd 2010 12:54 pm
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Apparently I need to be more careful...next time mom offers me a nice piece of barbacued turkey at 7 a.m. I need to REALLY think about it. She slipped me a mickey! Then we got to the groomer my own mother muzzled me, yes, muzzled me. I was violated in ways I'd rather not describe. But I will say this: I didn't even know it was possible but I'm even cuter!! Then mom took me to work, where I was violated some more. Everyone was all "OOOOOHHHH" and "AAAHHHH" about my beauty. Some were trying to pet me, at which time I growled and showed them my teeth. Hands off the merchandise! Well, guess what that b**ch did? She picked me up, tucked my head under her arm and let the women at work pet my back. I couldn't believe it.