RED ALERT RED ALERT!!!!

Pups, I need your help! I'm over at Grammy and Pap Pap's house watching the footballs, and I can't leave! I just heard Daddy tell Grammy that Momma is at home "doing stuff"! WHAT? Pups, you know how Momma is!! She's probably blowing something up or breaking something! Help! I need someone to check on her before she HURTS herself!! I'll give you MEATZ and cheese and all the bunnies you can chase, but SOMEONE GET OVER THERE!

Weird Day!

We survived the Sandy lady with no real damage, pups. It was very noisy last night and it rained and rained and rained. I would not go out to go potty no matter WHAT. I went peeps and pooh at 4 o'clock in the PM yesterday when Momma got home, and I didn't go again until 8:45 in the AM this morning. Momma can't believe I didn't go in the house. I'm a big boy, Momma, I wouldn't do that!

Today when Momma got home, she gave me my lunch. I started wolfing it down like CRAZY, and I started to choke. Momma was on the phone with Daddy and she was shouting "Fizzy's choking!!!" and he shouted back "Give him the Heimlich!!" and Momma shouted back again "I don't know how to do the Heimlich on a dog!!!" and just as Momma was about to jam her fingers down my throat to get my food unstuck, I puked all over the carpet. I coughed a few times while Momma caught her breath, then started to eat the puke. Momma thought that was gross.

Then later on, I was sitting on my couch, and I kept licking licking licking my foot. Momma looked over and saw that it was really red by the pad of my foot. It wasn't bleeding, I'm walking normal, and it doesn't hurt when she squeezes it. It looks sort of like dry skin. Should she put something on it to help my foot? I stopped licking it cause she told me to, but she says it looks "angry." My foot doesn't seem to be mad, though, so I dunno what she means. What do you pups think?

Stupid Sandy...

Rain rain RAIN!! That's all it's done since Saturday, pups! Momma says it's some lady named Sandy's fault. She said she's really really praying that we don't lose power, cause it's chilly and then the furnace won't work. It just started to get really windy outside. Momma hopes nothing gets blown into her new car. It's not even a month old yet!!

Stay safe, pals who are in Sandy's way. Check in and let us know when you're ok, ok?

Momma's Famous!!

Momma is in the paper today, pups! She's a celebrity BOL!!

Momma and some of her teacher friends went to the library last night to hunt for ghosts. It was a special tour that Momma saw on The Book of Faces, and some of her friends really wanted to go, so off they went! Momma took her camera with her and took a bunch of pictures. The local newspaper went on the tour with Momma and friends and took a bunch of pictures, and Momma ended up in the paper! They interviewed her, too! Here's a link!

The Article

Momma says if she realized the paper was going to be there taking pictures she would have put on more make-up before going! BOL!!!

*sigh*

She's done it again, pups. Momma bought me a Halloween costume. *sigh* This year I'm a shark.

*huge sigh*

Why does she do this to me, pups?

Boooooooored.

I'm so bored, pups. There's nothing good going on. Momma's been acting all crazy and saying the holidays are coming and she has to get cracking on presents. She's making all her presents this year. We all know how that usually goes. *crosses paws that no one ends up at the hospital due to craft related injuries*

The only exciting thing that's happened lately is there a squished pancake bunny on the road in front of my house. When Daddy let me out this morning I screamed and barked and yelled, but that bunny didn't move! Daddy said it's roadkill and it's never moving again. That hasn't stopped me from barking at it every time I go out.

I'm booooooooored. Any pup wanna come over and play?

Ho Ho's Coming?

Momma says I'm a very confused boy, pups. Last night I dragged out my singing Ho Ho toy. When you bite his belly he says "Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas!" and then he sings "Santa Claus (that's Ho Ho for those pups not in the know) is Coming To Town"! Anyway, Daddy saw him next to my water bowl this morning and he kinda giggled at me. When Momma came home she was super confused, cause Ho Ho was at the bottom of Toy Basket #2, so I really had to dig for him, which isn't something I normally do.

All during dinner I kept biting his belly and making him sing. I want Ho Ho to come. Now! He HAS to be coming soon because I heard the man living inside the TV box say it's supposed to snow tomorrow night! Ho Ho comes when the snow comes! So he'll be here soon, right?

Grrr...

Me and Momma sent out some balloons, pups, but we were having some problems, so um...you might have gotten TWO balloons from us! Sorry pups. Dogster was giving us a hard time.

Thanks to Doo and Austin's Momma for pointing out the free balloons to us!!

More Sads

Aw geeze, pups, we just got more sad news. I just found out that my next door neighbor pup, my best good friend and girlfriend, Lucy 2, died this morning. Oh pups...me and Momma are so sad. Her Momma, Sarah, came over to our house this morning to tell us, and she was crying and crying. Momma gave her a hug and cried with her. Lucy 2 was an AMAZING pup. She was such a good girl. She was gentle and sweet and loved tummy rubs.

Too many sads here, pups...

So Sad Tonight

My sweet pal, sweet Izzy B, has gone to the Bridge tonight, pups. To say that me and Momma are heartbroken is the understatement of the year. Momma can't stop leaking. I've been trying to lick away all her tears but I can't keep up.

We love you lots and lots, Big Orange, and I know you're having a BLAST with Ernie at the Bridge. But your Momma, and especially your Daddy, are so sad tonight. Do them a favor and stop by to say hello to them, ok? I know how much they loved you.