A Day In the Life of the Fizzy

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Secret Admirer Strikes Again

February 12th 2012 1:36 pm
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I got another anonymous rosette from a secret admirer, pups...hmmm....

Ebby? Is it from you? Or Ceeley? The pup sending them sounds like one of you girls! Is it you ladies???

 

Feeling Groovy!

February 11th 2012 3:37 pm
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I feel totally fine today, pups! And Momma feels better, too! She thinks we needed some serious sleep, so that's what we did! We slept and slept and slept til we couldn't sleep no more! I'm eating small meals of chicken and rice (CHICKEN AND RICE!!) with a small splash of the venison-beast hooch that Ebby and Ceeley made for me (but Momma doesn't know about that part, so SHHHHHHHH!). I'm being a bit naughty taking my pills though. Momma was making some swears earlier cause I kept spitting it out no matter what she did, and finally Daddy came down and gave it to me. I told her that's what she gets for singing that stupid "Sally the Camel" song with my name in it. It goes like this.

Fizzy the camel has one hump.
Fizzy the camel has one hump.
Fizzy the camel has one hump.
So ride, Fizzy, ride
Boom boom boom boom.

I think it's a song from a show about a purple dinosaur. Momma says it's a stupid show, but some of the younger humans like it, so she's seen it a bunch of times. Whatever, Momma, I'm not a camel any more!!! Sheesh!!

 

I'll Be OK!

February 10th 2012 9:35 am
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I'm OK, pups. The vet thinks I ate something nasty, probably bunny pooh, and that's why my tummy is so upset. She gave me a big old shot that turned me into a camel!

(Note from Momma: He got a subcutaneous shot of fluids, anti-nausea medicine, and antacid. It literally gave him a "camel hump", but it's mostly absorbed now.)

And Momma warned the tech girl that I do NOT like things shoved up my heinie, and that I bit Daddy last time someone did that, so she got a thing that beeped in my ear instead. Momma was super happy about that cause Daddy wasn't there to hold me down.

The vet lady said if I had dia-rears that Momma would have to come back and get some medicine for me. All my poohs were normal up until that point. Wouldn't you know it, as soon as we came home, I got the dia-rears. Momma said if her head didn't hurt so bad she'd probably cry. Instead she just sort of sighed and said "Ok..." She's waiting for the doctor to call back to say the medicines are ready. Momma says her head hurts too bad, she'll just have Daddy go get them when he leaves work.

I'm not allowed any food or water for 12 hours, and then I get little bits of chicken and rice! HOORAY for chicken and rice!!

Ok, Momma says we have to go rest now before her eyeballs explode. Thanks, pups, for all the POP and rosettes you all sent me. We sure love you guys and gals!

 

I Have to Go WHERE?

February 10th 2012 5:41 am
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Momma just got off the phone with the vet, pups. She's taking me at 11 in the AM cause I'm still puking and she's starting to get worried. I'm still drinking lots of water, and I'm still acting normal, but every time I eat something I puke it up a few hours later. Momma didn't feed me anything after 4 in the PM yesterday, but I still threw up bile a couple times last night. She thought maybe I was super hungry, so she gave me a spoonful of rice at 1:30 in the AM, but I threw that up an hour later, and then threw up again at 5:30 in the AM. Everyone is super tired now, but Momma's still taking me to the vet. Better safe than sorry, she said. Can you say some POP for me? She's a little anxious, and Daddy can't go with her cause he went to work.

Nobody better be sticking things up my butt...

 

Yuck

February 9th 2012 1:37 pm
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Me and Momma are BOTH sick, pups. I got the urka gurkas and so does she. Daddy had the urka gurkas at the beginning of the week. It's been kind of a yucky week here. Anyone mind saying some POP for us so we all get better? This is the pits...

 

*blushes*

February 8th 2012 7:33 pm
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Pups, I just got an anonymous pair of lips from a secret admirer!!! I didn't know what that meant, so I asked Momma, and SHE says that means someone likes me secretly! *blushes* Aw shucks...whoever you are, you made this little grey schnauzer blush!!

 

I Look So Handsome!

February 7th 2012 4:49 pm
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Guess what, pups?! I got a package in the mail today, and it was from my friend, Zaidie!! Guess what he sent me?! A new collar! It says "I will not chase squirrels", but Z-pup says it's not legally binding, which Momma says means I don't gotta listen to it. She also says it makes me look even more handsomer than I already am.

Momma put the collar on me and I got to try it out in the front yard. And guess what? While I was wearing it a BUNNY hopped down the street!!! That collar doesn't say ANYTHING about chasing bunnies!!! So I BARKED BARKED BARKED that bunny away!

Momma says bunnies shouldn't even be out yet. She says they're confused by our weird winter. There's birdies hanging out on our front porch, too. She even saw some flowers popping up in the yard at school! She says everything's all messed up cause it's weirdly warm, even though February is usually super snowy! I miss the snow. We barely had any yet. She says that can change real fast, though, so I shouldn't give up hope. SHE'S even hoping for some, cause her and Daddy haven't even had a 2 hour delay yet for school, let alone a snow day!!

 

But I'M the Cutest!!!

February 5th 2012 1:23 pm
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Momma's watching something called The Puppy Bowl, pups. You should hear her. She's squealing and giggling. She usually only does that when she's on this Dogster place. Or when she's looking at me.

I don't see what's so special about these puppies. Sure, they're fluffy. Yeah, they run around a lot and tackle each other. And ok, they don't SEEM like they bark a lot. And maybe, just maybe, it's adorable when they show the puppy cam.

But I'm still way WAY cuter. Hmph.

 

Bored.com

January 26th 2012 6:37 pm
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I'm bored, pups. There's nothing fun going on. There's no more Steelers footballs, so I don't go to Grammy's house on Sundays anymore. All it's done is rain rain rain. Or snow snow snow. I like the snow, but not the rain. Our front yard is like a swamp. Momma says she keeps waiting for an alligator to pop its head up. Or for me to sink into the yard. My paws are super muddy when I come back in and Momma says there's so many muddy tracks on the carpet that it will never get clean. She put a rug there for me to wipe my paws on, but I won't walk on it. I hop over it instead. Momma sighs every time I do it. I'm not walking on some stupid carpet!!!! She tried using a towel but I squirmed away. Poor Momma. She tries so hard sometimes...

Anybody wanna come over and play? There's chicken in the freezer, and I'm pretty sure Daddy has a chunk of cheese in the fridge somewhere. I've got plenty of toys to share, too!!

 

Oh Geeze

January 20th 2012 3:36 pm
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Momma is going a bit stir crazy, pups. It's been snowing on and off for the past few days, and it's supposed to snow a bunch tonight, plus there'll be some frozen water coming down from the sky. Momma just wanders around the house grumbling about winter and cold hands.

Anywoof, Momma and Daddy started arguing the other night. Wanna know what they were fighting about? They couldn't agree on my middle name!!! Oy bey! (TM Zaidie) Momma says my middle name is "Muffin". Or "the Pooh" (like Fizzy the Pooh...you know, like the bear, only it's me!) Daddy insists my middle name is "Gollum". Actually, Daddy wanted my first name to be Gollum, but Momma said "No way, Jose!!" I still don't know who this Jose person is, but he must have agreed with her, cause my first name is Fizzy, not Gollum.

Apparently my full name is now Fizban "Fizzy the Pooh Muffin Gollum" Hunter.

*sigh* How many days left until spring, pups?

 
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