October 31st 2011 6:32 pm
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I hope everyone has had a GREAT Halloweenie, pups! I sure did!
But let's start with yesterday! Yesterday (and today even) I got SO MANY rosettes and pawmails Momma was COMPLETELY overwhelmed! Thanks so much, pals! Seriously! I mean, I feel pretty special every day, but NOTHING like yesterday BOL! Momma showed Daddy my picture right there on the front of Dogster, and do you know what he said? "I still don't know what Dogster is." DAAAAAAAADDY!!! We've told you about Dogster a GAZILLION TIMES. Anywoof, all day, even when I was naughty, Momma said "It's ok, he's Dog of the Day, he can do what he wants!" WOO HOO! I sure did bark a lot BOL! I even got a new Nylabone that I'm currently chewing on while I dictate my diary to Momma!
Today was pretty special, too! When Momma and Daddy got home, they swept me up into the car right away! We went to Grammy's, and guess who was there? My best good friend, Natalie, and Joshie, too! We all got dressed up for Halloween (stupid hot dog....) and Momma took some pictures. She'll put them on my page soon. And then I went to my OTHER Grammy's house so THEY could see my stupid hot dog, too.
When we got home, Momma poured a bunch of candy into a bowl and turned the porch light on. She normally sits outside for tricks or treats, but it was cold and raining. So *I* got to be the doorbell!! She left the front door open so I could see out, and anytime someone stepped on the sidewalk, I sent out the alert! BARK BARK BARK! And Momma knew it was time to get the candy bowl and step out onto the porch! Everybody who came to the door praised me for being super loud! A baby human dressed up like a tulip said "Loud doggie!!" I am, I am, baby tulip!!!!! Right after that, two girls dressed like crayons came to the door, and Momma dumped the rest of the candy bowl in their bags and mumbled something about loud embarrassing dogs. Who's she talking about? Then she shut the door and turned off the porch light. Boo.
And that was my Halloweenie, pups! It was so much fun!!!! Next is TURKEY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!
October 30th 2011 9:12 am
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OMD PUPS!!!! I'm THE Dog of the Day!!! Did you see? Did you see??? I'm on the front page of Dogster!!!!! *zoom zoom zoom* Wait....what? I'm on the front page of Dogster...in my HOT DOG COSTUME??????
I'm so embarrassed!!!!!
But I'm Dog of the Day, so WHO CARES!!!!!
Oh my goodness, I got so many rosettes and pictures and pal requests and WOW this is awesome!! Momma promises to upload the pictures our pals sent soon. See, she thought she was having computer problems, but it's her mouse thingie that's gone kaput, and she's not so good at using the touchpad thingie on the laptop. Something about bad hand/eye coordination or something. She was actually leaving to go to the store to buy one when she went on the Book of Faces and there were all these messages from pup pal's peeps!!
What, Momma? *gasp* Did you hear that, pals??? I'm getting a new Nylabone for being Dog of the Day!! HOORAY!! *zooms off into the distance*
October 29th 2011 12:35 pm
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SNOW, pups, SNOW!!! SNOW SNOW SNOW!!! There's SNOW on the ground!!! I have the zoomies SO BAD right now!
October 27th 2011 3:15 pm
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I'm a Diary Pick today, pals! Oh boy, how exciting! Thank you to everyone who sent me presents! MJF, Momma's having some 'puter issues so she can't upload the picture you sent me just yet, but she'll get to it!!!
Not much is going on here, pals. It's been raining aaaaaaall day, and the news people said it might snow tonight! Daddy was excited about that. Momma was not. Me? I LOVE SNOW!!!!!!!! Bring it on!!!!!
October 23rd 2011 11:40 am
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I've been getting to go on LOTS of car rides this weekend, pups! Not in the red car, though. The red car is ok. It cost a lot of monies that made Momma swear some swears, but she says she'd rather pay that money once a year rather than have a car payment, so it's all good.
Anyhow, back to the car rides. On Friday, Daddy decided he HAD to have ice cream after dinner, even though it was cold and rainy. He had a coupon for Dairy Queen, so me, Daddy, and Momma got in the black car and drove! Except the Dairy Queen we drove to was closed for the season. So we drove even further to another Dairy Queen. I really wanted Daddy to get me a Dilly Bar, but he said no. Boo.
Then yesterday, I got to go in the car two times!! I went with Daddy when they dropped off the red car, and again when they picked it up!
And today, I get to go to Grammy's house for Steelers time!
My tummy is feeling much better, too. No urka gurkas last night, so Momma's gonna give me the chicken and rice for today and then go back to my normal food tomorrow.
October 22nd 2011 9:18 am
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I've been urka gurka-ing the past few nights, pals, but nothing comes up! I'm eating fine and drinking fine and peepsing and poohing fine. Momma thinks it was all them pills that made my tummy hurt, so she's not letting me eat for a while (MEANIE!) and then giving me some chicken and rice.
Wait. Did she just say CHICKEN AND RICE?????? OK!! Maybe she's not such a meanie after all!!
In other news, Momma's red car has been acting funny for a while, so she dropped it off at the car dogter to get fixed. She's been waiting for them to call for a while now to say what's wrong with it and how many monies it's gonna cost. She keeps putting her head in her hands and moaning...I think maybe she's saying some POP for her car or something. I like the red car, so I hope it's gonna be ok!!
October 20th 2011 2:00 pm
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Dogster, are you working? Pups, can you all hear me? Can anyone bark back to me? Boy these Dogster problems are driving us BONKERS. We're not going anywhere, though, pups. We like this place too much.
In other news, Momma dressed me up as a hot dog this year. *sigh* I did not like it. I wouldn't cooperate. Once Momma put it on me, I refused to move. Until Daddy came home. Then I ran up on my love step and begged him to get it off me. He said he wouldn't until he got to take a bite of my delicious bun!! DADDY! Not funny!!!! He took it off, though. Stupid Halloween making us pups wear stupid costumes...
My chicken days are over, pups. *sniff* I was SUPPOSED to be done with it yesterday morning, until Momma walked into the kitchen last night and kicked a pill across the floor! BOL BOL BOL! I spit one out when Daddy gave it to me in the morning and he didn't even know it!!! So I DID get a little extra chicken after all!!!
October 16th 2011 10:13 am
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I've been having trouble with getting e-mails when pups bark on my diary entries, pups. And apparently I haven't been getting them when I comment on a pups diary and then another pup does, too. Well, I guess Dogster fixed it today, cause Momma got 64 e-mails today from Dogster BOL! She was all "What the woof????"
My chicken pill days are almost at an end, pals. Only a few more days. But the good news is, I've been spitting my pills out with Daddy now, too! BOL! Oh the chicken I've been getting!!!!!
October 14th 2011 9:28 am
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I'm a Diary Pick AGAIN, pups?! Dogster really must want me to promote my Get More Chicken classes.
Here's another tip. When Momma gives you your chicken, make sure you gently spit your pill out at her. But make sure she can hear you do it, too. Make a little "pth" sound when you spit it out, that way she knows for sure that you didn't eat it. Then just sit there and look at her like "What?" Make sure you look innocent, like you didn't MEAN to spit out the pill, it just jumped outta your mouth. Do this several times for the maximum amount of chicken. You know the game is over when she starts screaming for Daddy to come give you your chicken pill, because it's harder to mess with Daddy.
Professor Fizzy, Chicken Master at large
October 11th 2011 2:41 pm
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Pups, Dogster must have read must last entry and realized that since I'm a Chicken Master, I should also be a Diary Pick to promote my "How To Get More Chicken Outta Your Momma" classes I plan on starting soon. Now ALL the pups on Dogster can become Chicken Masters!!!
Here's a tip for getting more chicken. First, make sure your Daddy falls down and hurts his ankle REAL BAD. Like, go to the hospital bad. That's what my Daddy did yesterday at school. So then he stayed home from school today, so Momma had to get up extra early to feed me and give me my chicken pills. Usually Daddy does this, and he refuses to give me extra chicken. I can't trick him so good like I do Momma. Then, make sure your Momma is good and flustered by barking a LOT when you're outside peepsing, so that when it's time for your chicken pills, she doesn't shove the pills in far enough into the chicken so that it's super easy to get around it and just eat the chicken!
And there's your first lesson!
Thanks for all the presents and pictures, pups!!
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