Good Summer So Far!

Summer vacation isn't even a week old and I'm already having tons of fun, pals! Momma hasn't done anything TOO stupid since her disastrous hair experiment the other day. On Sunday I got to visit both Pap Pap's houses and play with my best good friend, Natalie. Then on Tuesday my best good friend Natalie came to my house and played with me! But then Momma and Daddy were one all day cause they took her and Joshie to the zoo to look at animals. Boo. Today I played in the back yard for a while, but it was too hot. Plus I was trying to eat all the weeds, so Momma made me go back in. I was TRYING to help her weed the driveway, but she said no thanks. Hmph.

But so far I've been having lots of fun, even though it's SO SO hot! I love summer vacation!

Already, Momma???

It's only the first day of summer vacation, pups, and Momma's already making trouble!

Momma goes to this website called Pinterest. It's this website where you can "pin" things to a board that you want to remember. Here's Momma's boards if you want to look.

http://pinterest.com/chrissymhunter/

By the way, Momma says if you're interested in having your own boards to p-mail her your e-mail and she'll send you an invitation.

So anyhow, Daddy's not home cause he had a guy date night with his friends (doesn't it seem like Daddy's NEVER home when Momma gets into trouble?) Anywoof, she's on this Pinterest site, and I hear her clicking around.

"Ooooooh Fizzy! I'm gonna go try this RIGHT NOW!"

Oh boy.

She runs out into the kitchen and I hear her banging stuff around. She had found some sort of recipe for something called a hot oil treatment and it had olive oil and honey in it. She made it hot for a few minutes, then ran upstairs with it. I followed her into the bedroom and BEGGGED her not to put it in her hair! But she did. And this is what I heard.

"Hm. This is awfully sticky..."

"Ow...this is really hard to get in my hair..."

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! Fizzy, I just ripped out a clump of my hair!!!!" Get it out! GET IT OUT!!"

*sigh*

The next thing I know Momma is running into the shower, screaming and crying that her hair is a big sticky icky mess.

*sigh*

Luckily she got it all out.

I guess I can see how this summer is gonna go....

HOORAY!

Oh BOY, pups!!!! Guess what, guess what?!?! NO MORE WAKE-UPS!!!!!

MOMMA AND DADDY ARE ON VACATION!!!!

AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Oh Boy!

Only 5 more wake-ups, pups, and then it's summer vacation! Oh boy oh boy oh boy! Everyone here sure is happy and excited that it's just about over!!

In other news, Momma and Daddy went to a baseball game on Friday. Grammy picked me up so I could have some play time with Thumper. While I was there, I puked up a HUGE hairball of Momma's hair! Grammy saved it and put it in a baggie so Momma could see it. Momma about pooped her pants when she looked at it! She went on the Googles to find out if this is normal, and apparently as long as I'm eating and poohing and peepsing fine, I'm ok. Momma thought hairballs were just a cat problem, not a pup problem! Momma says she guesses she needs to vacuum more...I'm ok with her not. I hate that thing.

I'm still getting my ear drops, too. I don't mind them too much. But pups, this is the stupidest sick time ever. Who gets sick and doesn't get some chicken out of it?!?! Bummer...

Aw, Crap On A Stick!!

*sigh* I gotta go to the vet's place tomorrow, pups. Momma took me to get my hairs cut yesterday, and my groomer, Karen, told Momma she thinks I have an ear infection. She said when she plucked my ears it smelled ucky, and there was some yellow goopy stuffs. Momma HAS noticed that I've been itching my ears a lot lately, but she thought it was just cause it had been so long since my last hairs cut.

So help me, NOBODY BETTER STICK NOTHING IN MY POOPER!!!

The Countdown Is On!

Momma and Daddy have started counting again, pups, which can only mean one thing! Summer vacation is about to start!!! HOORAY!! Last count it was 10 more wake-ups (not including weekends) so it's real soon, pals! Oh boy! I love summer vacation! Momma says she's really looking forward to it this year, cause this school year was just a little too emotional for her taste. I just can't wait to snuggle in bed every morning!!

WOW!

I'm a Diary Pick today, pups!! Thanks to everyone who sent me a gift! You pals are the best!

If you haven't seen, MJF left me a HUUUUUUGE tray of cheese in my last diary entry! I'm having a cheese party!! Come on over, pups! All you can eat cheese!!!

I've Been Dipped!!!

Momma is so clumsy, pups. You all know that. I've barked about it before. But listen to what she did to me tonight!!

Momma made something in the crockpot called French Dip Sammiches. It smelled like heaven in my house all day, pups! Anywoof, she put all kinds of stuff on top of the MEATZ, and it made a juice. Momma put some of that juice in a little bowl. She also made french fries to go with the sammiches. She was holding the little bowl of juice in her hand when she dropped a fry on the kitchen floor. Silly me, I had my back to it and didn't see it, even though I was standing right under Momma's feet!! She bent over to pick up the fry before I could eat it, and she spilled some of that MEATZ juice on my back!!!

It wasn't super hot, so it didn't hurt. The problem? Daddy's been chasing my all over the house shouting that he was gonna eat me cause I smell like MEATZ!!!!!!! I *THINK* he's teasing, but you never can tell with Daddy cause he does like to eat the MEATZ. HELP!!!

*sniff*

Momma and Daddy are very sad tonight, pups. Some teachers at their work had to be let go. I dunno where they're going, but Momma said they won't be working at their school no more. It seems like some stupid governor guy took away a lot of money from school in the Pennsylvania place where we live, and schools are hurting real bad for money. A lot of schools have already made their teachers go away, and Momma said they knew it was coming to their place, they just didn't know when. Oh man, pups, Momma was crying when she came home. Some of those teachers were her good friends.

Momma and Daddy gave each other a big hug. They were happy it wasn't them, but so sad for their friends. Momma said this will be bad for the little humans they work with, too.

It's just not fair, pups. And it's just not right.

What Is Going ON???

I had a weird day today, pups. Momma and Daddy got up real early this morning. Then, a truck I didn't know backed down into our driveway. BARK ALERT!! Then Momma and Daddy were outside for a looooong time, and there was ALL kinds of machine noise going on! I tried looking out the back window, but I couldn't see anything! Then, I heard footsteps on the basement stairs, and all of a sudden, my Auntie Cole was standing in the kitchen!! What the woof?!?! Where did YOU come from?? BARK ALERT! LOVE ALERT!!

Auntie Cole disappeared for a while, then suddenly, she was BACK, with her boyfriend, Adam! Adam gives real good ear rubs. Everyone was all sweaty and covered in dirt. They sat down and ate hamburgers (MEATZ!!!) and no one shared with me. Hmph. Momma kept talking about her garden and something about beds. Now I know Momma loves to garden and all, but I hope she didn't move our bed outside!! *runs upstairs to check* OK, it's still there. WHEW!

Auntie Cole and Adam left, and Momma went outside for a super long time. When she came back in she was COVERED in dirt! She smelled good to me, but she went in the shower and washed it all off!! She talked about onions and strawberries all night. And green beans. I dunno what she was doing out there, pups, but it sounds like she made a salad? I dunno.

Now she's talking about a pile of dirt being dumped in our driveway on Friday. I hope I get to roll in it!!!