A Day In the Life of the Fizzy

Time Out!!

February 23rd 2013 3:16 pm
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I got put into time out TWO TIMES today, pups! Momma had some friends over to do crafty fun times together where they talk about dumb things like yarn and glue and beads, and one of them just had a baby, and she brought him with her. Now pups, I LOVE babies. I love to sniff them and lick them and stare at them. Babies. Are. Awesome. But I don't like it when they cry. I get upset and try to protect them. And I bark and whine at whoever is holding that baby until they let me see that it's ok. Well, his Momma was feeding him, and that baby was making baby noises, and I just started barking and barking and barking like CRAZY. So Momma picked me up and dumped me in Daddy's office and shut the door on me!!! But...but...I was trying to help the baby! He was making noises!!!!

Once baby was done eating, Momma let me out. Baby started to get what Momma called fussy, and ZOMG BARK BARK BARK!!! I'll take care of you, baby!!!! Next thing I knew, I was being dumped in Daddy's office again. But MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. She didn't let me out again until it was time for me to eat. Once I ate she dumped me outside. Baby's Momma was putting him in his kennel to go home, and baby didn't like that. He started to cry and cry and cry, and I stood at the door and barked and barked and barked. I'll rescue you, baby!!! Momma said the noise level was unbearable.

Once baby left I was fine. All the other ladies said they couldn't believe I was the same dog that barked like crazy at baby. I was just trying to protect him...

 
 

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Barked by: Emmy (Dogster Member)

February 23rd 2013 at 4:05 pm

Aww, how sweet of you Fizzy! How dare your Mom lock you away. I think the baby was grateful that you were trying to alert people.
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

February 23rd 2013 at 5:28 pm

Geeeeez...Yu wuz jus' twyin' tu helb, Fizzy!! Dose wadies kno' nuffin' 'bout waisin' kidses!
Oy, I feer fur da future.
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

February 23rd 2013 at 8:39 pm

You wuz barkin' to help him??

I'da been barkin' to shut him up!! Us pupses are the ones supposed to be makin' da noises!!

Babies!! You can keep 'em!!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

February 23rd 2013 at 8:57 pm

OMD!! I nevfur has seen any unfurbabies.
I did bark and grump at the wee toddling unfurs next door...but of course I also stoleded their cookies right
from their sticky paws, cause they were just the right short height...I think I might bark with joy at babies, cause I know what the future holds...BOL!

The nerve of being locked up, though...GRRRR! did you try to scratch the door down??
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

February 24th 2013 at 1:39 am

I'd barked and barked and barked - who dat baby think it are to be making da noises! It are bad enough having a loudmouth momma around who drowns out my barkses, but a baby, well, dat would require extra barking.
Barked by: Drei Snarky Schnauzers (Dogster Member)

February 24th 2013 at 4:10 am

Timeout!!! You are not in school, she better not be putting the Fizzy in time out again, especially if you was just trying to help the poor baby!
Good Job Fizzy!
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

February 24th 2013 at 6:46 am

Well I never! I like to lick the bambino's too Fizz! Sometimes life is just not stinkin fair!
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

February 24th 2013 at 8:53 am

Does anyone have an unfurbaby that I can have for an hour or two? I'm betting Puffy would try to sample a finger or two...

What momma? That kind of behavior isn't allowed and would get Puffy in a lot of trouble.

(snicker, snicker) - I know...HeHeHe
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

February 24th 2013 at 9:12 am

If there was justice, the baby would have been put into time out. It sounds like the baby started the whole problem anyway. Humans let their human puppies get by with way too much!!! How is the baby supposed to learn to shut up if the humans are always giving in to the baby's demands?LOL
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

February 24th 2013 at 9:15 am

Hey! The time outs made Diary Gal feel sorry fur you, too...so she honored you with a DDP!
Whoo-Hoo!

DDP CONGRATS!!
Condogulations, and have a great day...not in your Daddy's office of course...BOL!
Barked by: Hamish McDuff (Dogster Member)

February 24th 2013 at 9:41 am

I would have barked too. But a time out? Who's house is it anyway? Shouldn't the baby get the time out fur upsetting you?
Congratulations on the Diary Pick!
Barked by: Hamish McDuff (Dogster Member)

February 24th 2013 at 9:41 am

I would have barked too. But a time out? Who's house is it anyway? Shouldn't the baby get the time out fur upsetting you?
Congratulations on the Diary Pick!
Barked by: Hamish McDuff (Dogster Member)

February 24th 2013 at 9:41 am

I would have barked too. But a time out? Who's house is it anyway? Shouldn't the baby get the time out fur upsetting you?
Congratulations on the Diary Pick!
Barked by: Hamish McDuff (Dogster Member)

February 24th 2013 at 9:42 am

Guess I'm awful chatty today. Have heavy paws on the keyboard. Oops.
Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

February 24th 2013 at 3:20 pm

Fizzy, congrats on your diary pick! And how silly of those hoomans. Did they not realise you were just doing your job? I personally think that human puppy should have been put in your Daddy's office instead of you. That baby was interrupting your work an' stuff!
Barked by: Cathey U

February 26th 2013 at 4:18 am

Gee whiz Fizz, I sure hope you are not back in time out. You got 'nother Diary Pick today!

Congrats!
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

February 26th 2013 at 7:56 am

Obviously the Diary Lady is on your side, Fizz! Condogulations on another DDP!!!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

February 26th 2013 at 9:47 am

You another DDP!! One fur each time out, BOL!
DDP CONGRATS!!!
Congrats on today's honor, and I hope you have a barkingly great day!
(Maybe when you see all the yucky weather outside, you will feel cheered up by the warm feelings of that pic...)

Woofs!


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