October 5th 2012 4:58 pm
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Momma says I'm a very confused boy, pups. Last night I dragged out my singing Ho Ho toy. When you bite his belly he says "Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas!" and then he sings "Santa Claus (that's Ho Ho for those pups not in the know) is Coming To Town"! Anyway, Daddy saw him next to my water bowl this morning and he kinda giggled at me. When Momma came home she was super confused, cause Ho Ho was at the bottom of Toy Basket #2, so I really had to dig for him, which isn't something I normally do.
All during dinner I kept biting his belly and making him sing. I want Ho Ho to come. Now! He HAS to be coming soon because I heard the man living inside the TV box say it's supposed to snow tomorrow night! Ho Ho comes when the snow comes! So he'll be here soon, right?
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And why are you's Momma surpized you's took Ho Ho out early? If the stores is already displaying 'Kissmas stuffs in October, then you's can display you's Ho Ho toy too! Gets with da program Fizzy Momma! Poop-Fry is way ahead of you! BOL!
You are just making sure you will be as ready as can be..Ho-Ho-Ho!!
We have a store here that is selling dogmas things all year, and there is even a town that has huge dogmas stores not that far from here, growlmy says it is about 2 hours away...Frankenmouth...
You're just getting ready - NOW! Don't want to be late!
HO HO HO!!
Our Mommaz is always hidin' what dey calls da "seasonally inappropriate" toyz... I duzn't know whut dat means... how iz any season in-a-pro-pree-at?