April 30th 2012 4:31 pm
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Momma AND Daddy didn't give me any lunch today, pups!!! Oh woe is me!! I'm so hungry and they FORGOT TO FEED ME!!
See, Daddy didn't go to work today. Daddy has to go to a special doctor tomorrow for his allergies, and he hasn't been allowed to take any of his medicine for 3 whole days beforehand so they give him some tests. Well, Daddy takes 4 different things for his allergies cause they're so bad, so as you can probably imagine, he's feeling pretty poopy. He didn't sleep at all last night, so he stayed home. He gave me my breakfast at normal time. He decided to go to the grocery store right at the time I normally get my lunch.
Except he didn't give me lunch.
And he didn't tell Momma that he didn't give me lunch.
So when Momma got home SHE didn't give me lunch, either!!
About 2 hours later, Momma's like "Why is Fizzy so WHINY today?!" Daddy said he didn't know. A lightbulb went off in Momma's head. "Daddy, did you feed Fizzy lunch?" "No," Daddy said. "Did you?"
"NO!" Momma shouted. "OH FIZZY!! I'm so so SORRY!!"
And she ran and got me my food.
I stopped whining after that. It was almost 12 whole hours or years since I had last eaten, so of COURSE I was whiny! I was HUNGRY!
Quick, pups, I need to have a secret stash of food somewhere in case they forget to feed me dinner!! Send me some cheese and MEATZ please!!! I'm starving over here!!!
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I am overnighting you some of the beast Meatz™ from the neighbor's pasture.
You should get it, well, overnight.
Poor starving Fizzy!
I'll see if I can "borrow" some of the chickens from the ranch down the road - fresh eggs and chicken how does that sound? I'll overnight express them to you.
Fizzy!! I r sendin' yu a memmership in da 'Cheez ob da Werld' Cwub! Yu ged 20 pounds ob cheez ebery day FUREBER or fur a week or sumfing. I dunno :D
Oh dears! Glad you got your lunch eventually!
Fizzy you need a pocket like Zaidie has to store a survival pack of Meatz™.
OMD, poor Fizzy!
I will send you some treats that you can hide so this doesn't happen again...jeez!!!
Poor Fizzy! I'll send you some bonios so you can hide them under some cushions like I do!
OMD!! I'll send you some Texas barbeque ASAP!!
NO LUNCH!!!!! THUD........
My poor Fizzy! Lemme go look in me pantry vault where me keeps my 'hoard and see what I's can send you...(Ebby starts sniffing thru her stuffs)OOOhhh Fizzy would loves these cheese biscuits! Uhmm...no I's gonna eat those....mmmm...how 'bout I's send him a hard-boiled egg...uhmm no, that's mine too....let's see...awh-haaa how bout some venison beast...uhmm...no...I's wants that ALL for me-self! (she keeps looking) Uhm..no that's mine, and that's mine, and that's Mine, that's MIne, MINe, MINE!!!!!! Uhhhh...Fizzy, 'member: It are the THOUGHT that counts and you's in my thoughts and prayers. (And with that, 'sharing-challenged Ebby runs off with a mouth full of treats.)
For a minute there I thought Ebby was actually going to share but NOPE, not going to happen - BOL, BOL
Um...thanks Ebby? BOL! Thanks for all the foods, pups. I'm happy to say I got my dinner yesterday and ALL of my meals today!!
Such torturous deprivation!
Better start a hoarding/stash to be ready fur any other incidents of neglect...
I can send you some treats. I hide mine until I'm hungry so I can ship a couple of them your way. Be sure to hide them in case you miss anither meal.
I can send you some treats. I hide mine until I'm hungry so I can ship a couple of them your way. Be sure to hide them in case you miss another meal.