April 12th 2012 2:51 pm
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Momma and Daddy are being mean to me, pups. When Momma came home, she let me outside. She was standing in the door, watching me root around in the yard. Sometimes I like to search for bunny pooh, and she stops me from eating it. Boo.
Anyway, there I am, rooting my snooter in the grass, and when I picked my head up, I had something pink and meat-like in my mouth. Those are Momma's words, not mine. Anyhow, she started SCREAMING and came running out of the house without her shoes on!! She scared me so much that I dropped my prize! She picked me up and threw me back in the house! She went to inspect what I had, and it turns out it was a teeny tiny baby bird. It didn't even have feathers yet, pups. It wasn't even as long as Momma's thumb. So, you know, it was the perfect snack size.
Momma made Daddy come and scoop up the baby bird and he threw it away! NO! That was MY baby bird!! I wasn't gonna eat him! Honest! I wanted to keep him as a pet!!
Hmph. So Momma let me out again, and guess what? I found ANOTHER baby bird!! Momma did the same thing (screaming, throwing, scooping...), then her and Daddy walked around the yard looking for more. Sure enough, they found yet ANOTHER dead baby bird!! AND THEY THREW IT AWAY!!!!
*sigh* We have a nest on our side porch, and we have a lot of stray cats wandering around. Momma thinks the birds fell out of the nest and a kitty was trying to eat them.
I SWEAR, I was only gonna play with them. And pet them. And call them George. But Momma and Daddy said no. *sniff* I'm horribly mistreated over here, pups!!!!
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*Tsk...tsk...tsk! Sush a waste! Them was YOU'S bird 'chips' not hers!!! Tell you's Momma she are going to Hades for stealing you's 'chips! You's sure she throwed them away? I has my 'spicions she kept em' and ate em' herself! Humans can be very 'trixy!
Imagine how good they would have tasted without those nasty feathers on them...what a waste! Next time go behind the house and eat them before the humans see you.
What ever happened to finders keepers? You were robbed!
Mom was reading this diary entry and was chuckling and she kept reading it and by time she was done, she was laughing out loud! ("..I found ANOTHER baby bird!! Momma did the same thing (screaming, throwing, scooping..."),Personally I didn't think it was that funny myself. I thought it was sad that you had your treats taken away. (It was what was found in one your easter eggs, right?) BOL Mean old pawrents! :(
You is one deprived pup! What is those parents thinkin'?!
What a waste!! She probably jest ate 'em herself... stingy them humans is!
That's mean to take your birdies!
That's robbery! You found them, they are yours. Your going to have to be more careful with treats/prizes next time. Don't let her see them and you can keep them for yourself.
Whut??? Yu r wivin' in a pwison, Fizzy? Dem wuz YURZ :O
I fink it r time tu start pwannin' a bwake-out, my fwiend.
Yu still hab da file I sended yu in dat cheezcake wast week?? Uze dat an' ged out!
Now Zaidie, you knows Fizzy never even knowed 'bout or seened that cheesecake. His Momma 'prolly tooked it and ate it herself and Fizzy never knowed 'bout it!!!
CWAP! Yu r pwobabwy wite, Ebby! I need send anuber one. Hold on, Fizzy :D
WHAT? There's cake made out of cheese?!?!?!?!?! MOMMA!!! What'd you do with my cheesecake from Zaidie????? What do you mean, Daddy ate it?!?!?! HELP!
Du nod werry, Fizzy!! Dere r anuber one on da way :D A twenny pounder!
Oh Zaidie, Fizzy's parents will steal that one too! You know that Fizzy's Momma keeps him on 'streamly short leash when it comes to his diet. Uhmmm....you's COULD send that cheesecake MY way though...I mean that way it don'ts goes to waste! BOL!
Ebby!! Quit trying to steal my cake made outta cheese!! I'll save you a piece since you were my Valentine and all, but I need that file that Zaidie put in the cake!! And, you know...it's a cake made outta cheese. Cheese.....yum.......