A Day In the Life of the Fizzy

For Reals? I'm a Diary Pick?!

October 11th 2011 2:41 pm
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Pups, Dogster must have read must last entry and realized that since I'm a Chicken Master, I should also be a Diary Pick to promote my "How To Get More Chicken Outta Your Momma" classes I plan on starting soon. Now ALL the pups on Dogster can become Chicken Masters!!!

Here's a tip for getting more chicken. First, make sure your Daddy falls down and hurts his ankle REAL BAD. Like, go to the hospital bad. That's what my Daddy did yesterday at school. So then he stayed home from school today, so Momma had to get up extra early to feed me and give me my chicken pills. Usually Daddy does this, and he refuses to give me extra chicken. I can't trick him so good like I do Momma. Then, make sure your Momma is good and flustered by barking a LOT when you're outside peepsing, so that when it's time for your chicken pills, she doesn't shove the pills in far enough into the chicken so that it's super easy to get around it and just eat the chicken!

And there's your first lesson!

Thanks for all the presents and pictures, pups!!

 
 

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Barked by: Cathey U

October 11th 2011 at 11:09 pm

Thanks for the lesson. Hmm, how can I get chicken if I don't need to take no pills?
And sure hope your Daddy feels better soon! Does he get to have chicken pills too?
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

October 11th 2011 at 11:53 pm

:: furiously scribbling notes :: Thanks, Fizzy! Those are good tips! Condogulations on your DDP, and I hope your daddy gets better soon!
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

October 12th 2011 at 12:05 am

Hmmmm...I dunno, Zoe. Good question. I only get chicken when I'm sick, and I don't recommend you getting sick, cause it makes the Mommas upset and then they complain about having too many gray hairs. I'll have to think about that...

And Daddy doesn't get chicken pills, he gets cookie pills! BOL! He'll be fine, he didn't break his ankle, he just sprained it real bad!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

October 12th 2011 at 12:33 am

Hope that your Daddy feels better soon.

And soon I will be practising your techniques, BOL!
As if I don't have a few of my own!
Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

October 12th 2011 at 1:06 am

Ouch, Fizzy's Daddy! Hopes your sprain goes away, altho not while the Fizz is gettin' the chickens!

Get this fur trainin' the humans good, my ma gives me sum chicken or sumptin with no pill furst. Then she thinks I'm off guard and trustin' and she gives me the pill with anofur piece of chicken. So I always gets extra chickens!
Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

October 12th 2011 at 1:09 am

Oh and conwags on the Diary Pick! Way to go!
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

October 12th 2011 at 1:39 am

Congratulations on being one of the diary picks of the day!!!!

Hope your daddy recovers from his injury soon.
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

October 12th 2011 at 6:15 am

Congrats on the DDP! I got some chicken tonight - yum yum!
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

October 12th 2011 at 10:24 am

Congrats on DDP, and thanks for the info on the chicken!!
Barked by: Greta Grace (Dogster Member)

October 12th 2011 at 7:40 pm

Very good inside information!! But I gotta figger out how to get chicken wif out pills, too!
Barked by: Shiloh Ribosome Hunter (Dogster Member)

October 13th 2011 at 2:03 am

Congratulations. You sure are a great writer.
Barked by: ♨ Finley ♔ (Dogster Member)

October 13th 2011 at 4:31 am

Congrats on the DDP, Fizzy!!
Barked by: Cathey U

October 14th 2011 at 11:06 am

Fizz! You're caught in the loop! Congrats on having a Diary Pick today!
Barked by: Dixie (Dogster Member)

October 14th 2011 at 2:37 pm

thanks for the grrreat tip, can't wait for the next one !
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

October 14th 2011 at 4:07 pm

You did it again! More Chicken=More DDP!! BOL!
Congrats on being a DDP, Fizzy!
DDP CONGRATS!
Woofs!
MJF
Barked by: Buddy Grau (Dogster Member)

October 14th 2011 at 4:16 pm

That is very clever Fizzy! I gotta jus figure out how to make it so I hafta have a chicken pill evfurry day. How do you fake a disease to get the pills? Any ideas?

Regards,
Buddy, who is very healthy
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

October 14th 2011 at 7:04 pm

Pups, for some reason I'm not getting an e-mail saying pups commented on my diary, so please don't think I'm ignoring you! Buddy, maybe if you coughed an sneezed a lot, your Momma will think you got the doggie allergies and will try to give you some medicine that way!
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

October 14th 2011 at 10:56 pm

Fizzy, double-check your settings about getting e-mails from Dogster. Sometimes they change all by themselves! Condogulations again in DDP!!!
Barked by: Buddy Grau (Dogster Member)

October 15th 2011 at 12:04 am

Great ide - - ah - - choooo! 'Scuse me. How was that? BOL!
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

October 15th 2011 at 3:23 am

Hersh, I'm getting some but not all comments! I didn't get an e-mail about your comment but I did about Buddy's comment below yours! OY BEY!

Buddy, that's a good start. Rub your schnooter a lot, too, and add a few coughs in, and you're golden!


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