October 11th 2011 2:41 pm
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Pups, Dogster must have read must last entry and realized that since I'm a Chicken Master, I should also be a Diary Pick to promote my "How To Get More Chicken Outta Your Momma" classes I plan on starting soon. Now ALL the pups on Dogster can become Chicken Masters!!!
Here's a tip for getting more chicken. First, make sure your Daddy falls down and hurts his ankle REAL BAD. Like, go to the hospital bad. That's what my Daddy did yesterday at school. So then he stayed home from school today, so Momma had to get up extra early to feed me and give me my chicken pills. Usually Daddy does this, and he refuses to give me extra chicken. I can't trick him so good like I do Momma. Then, make sure your Momma is good and flustered by barking a LOT when you're outside peepsing, so that when it's time for your chicken pills, she doesn't shove the pills in far enough into the chicken so that it's super easy to get around it and just eat the chicken!
And there's your first lesson!
Thanks for all the presents and pictures, pups!!
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Thanks for the lesson. Hmm, how can I get chicken if I don't need to take no pills?
And sure hope your Daddy feels better soon! Does he get to have chicken pills too?
:: furiously scribbling notes :: Thanks, Fizzy! Those are good tips! Condogulations on your DDP, and I hope your daddy gets better soon!
Hmmmm...I dunno, Zoe. Good question. I only get chicken when I'm sick, and I don't recommend you getting sick, cause it makes the Mommas upset and then they complain about having too many gray hairs. I'll have to think about that...
And Daddy doesn't get chicken pills, he gets cookie pills! BOL! He'll be fine, he didn't break his ankle, he just sprained it real bad!
Hope that your Daddy feels better soon.
And soon I will be practising your techniques, BOL!
As if I don't have a few of my own!
Ouch, Fizzy's Daddy! Hopes your sprain goes away, altho not while the Fizz is gettin' the chickens!
Get this fur trainin' the humans good, my ma gives me sum chicken or sumptin with no pill furst. Then she thinks I'm off guard and trustin' and she gives me the pill with anofur piece of chicken. So I always gets extra chickens!
Oh and conwags on the Diary Pick! Way to go!
Congratulations on being one of the diary picks of the day!!!!
Hope your daddy recovers from his injury soon.
Congrats on the DDP! I got some chicken tonight - yum yum!
Congrats on DDP, and thanks for the info on the chicken!!
Very good inside information!! But I gotta figger out how to get chicken wif out pills, too!
Congratulations. You sure are a great writer.
Congrats on the DDP, Fizzy!!
Fizz! You're caught in the loop! Congrats on having a Diary Pick today!
thanks for the grrreat tip, can't wait for the next one !
You did it again! More Chicken=More DDP!! BOL!
Congrats on being a DDP, Fizzy!
That is very clever Fizzy! I gotta jus figure out how to make it so I hafta have a chicken pill evfurry day. How do you fake a disease to get the pills? Any ideas?
Buddy, who is very healthy
Pups, for some reason I'm not getting an e-mail saying pups commented on my diary, so please don't think I'm ignoring you! Buddy, maybe if you coughed an sneezed a lot, your Momma will think you got the doggie allergies and will try to give you some medicine that way!
Fizzy, double-check your settings about getting e-mails from Dogster. Sometimes they change all by themselves! Condogulations again in DDP!!!
Great ide - - ah - - choooo! 'Scuse me. How was that? BOL!
Hersh, I'm getting some but not all comments! I didn't get an e-mail about your comment but I did about Buddy's comment below yours! OY BEY!
Buddy, that's a good start. Rub your schnooter a lot, too, and add a few coughs in, and you're golden!