August 13th 2011 8:54 pm
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Poor Momma. Today hasn't been one of her better days, pups.
So after all that stuff happened earlier, Momma noticed the gas smell wasn't going away from the garage. She looked at the lawn mower and realized there was gas on the top of it, no where near the gas cap. She looked on the Interwebs to see how to clean it up. The Interwebs kept saying kitty litter, but we don't have a kitty here. So she tried flour. She spread it all over the top of the lawn mower and waited for 20 days. When she went back down to clean it off, she saw fresh gas drips on the flour! The lawn mower was leaking!! She decided to move the lawn mower outside so the garage wouldn't stinky no more.
OH the swears coming from the garage, pups!!! That lawn mower is super dooper heavy, and Momma could barely move it!! She finally got it outside, and she saw a puddle of gas on the garage floor. She cleaned it up, too, and finally the garage didn't stink no more! But she didn't know what to do with the lawn mower cause it's supposed to rain! She finally decided just to leave it in the driveway, cause she can't move it no more. BOL! She said Daddy can take care of it tomorrow (cause he's still not home!)
She took a shower cause she said she smelled like a gas station, then we settled in to relax for a while. She got up to get a drink from the kitchen, and when she turned on the light, she found a HUGE centipede on the counter! OMD, the SCREAMS! She was screaming "FIZZY! FIZZY, what do I DO????" Cause Momma, she don't like the bugs. At all. I don't mind the little centipedes, cause they're fun to chase and snack on (which makes Momma gag) but this one was HUGE. Plus I can't reach the counter.
See, Daddy's the official bug killer in the house. But like I said, he's not home yet. So Momma picked up this long knife that she uses when she's burning MEATZ on the grill outside. She said it was the closest thing that was long enough to hit it without having to touch it. But it was sitting right next to a glass and a bunch of tomatoes she just picked from the garden. She didn't want to break the glass OR smush the tomatoes. Well, she tried to smack it, but she missed, and it scrambled away into the gap between the counter and the oven. BOL, Momma screamed and dropped the knife and ran. She hasn't been back in the kitchen since, and she went to the bathroom upstairs to get a drink.
I think Daddy needs to come home now. Momma keeps thinking about that bug and shivering.
"Screw this, Fizzster, we're going to bed!!!"
OK, Momma!! Hopefully tomorrow won't be so crazy!!
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BOL! BOL! BOL! Oh Fizzy, that mom of yours sures makes me BOL!
Hopefully not so stinky either!
Here is a good one for your Momma...tell her to sit down first...
Many years ago, growlmy was brushing her teeth in a downstairs bathroom,(You know basements are not the driest environments...), and when she bent over the sink to spit..out of the drain comes this HUGE centipede...EEEEK! Growlmy nearly swallowed the toothbrush!
I hope that your Momma doesn't have to see that dude with all his hairy legs anymore, UGH!
Mommy said a paper towel is often the best way to kill a bug like that without actually having to touch it and not harming anything in the way. Mommy isn't too fond of bugs either. I hope your Daddy gets home soon. It sounds like he is really needed around there. LOL
Eeeks! That's alot to deal with in one day! Bark your dad to get home soon!
Humans is so weird! I seen Auntie pushing spiders & other bugs out the door cause don'ts wanna kill it. I say squash it & eat it woman!!! They quite tasty if I's does say so myself!
UGH! MJF, Momma says that's HORRIBLE! She says she'd probably pass out if that happened to her!
Demon, Momma won't even touch them with a paper towel. No way, she says. She can still feel them through the towel!!
OMD, Fizzy!! Now my Momma r shiberin' an' junk cuz hur hates dose 'pede-fings more than ANYFING on Earf!! Hur can nod kill dem, doe, cuz hur duz nod wanna hear or feel the crunch ob da body. Yu pupses r wite - dem r sum GUD eatin'! Eber twied dem gwillded?? BOL :D
Z-pup, Momma won't even step on spiders if she's wearing boots cause she says the crunch is too repulsive. Silly Mommas...
Hope y'all had a better day today!
ut oh... I think Daddy should be coming home too!!
Mum says she had a friend with bug issues and she used the vacuum machine to suck them up. Maybe your Momma could use that.