June 16th 2011 7:30 pm
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One more wake up, pups! Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh BOY!!!!
I got stuck in the kitchen today, pups. See, it started to thunderstorm. I don't like that, so I follow Momma as close as possible when it starts or I sit under Daddy's feet. Today was more of a Momma day, so I followed her into the kitchen. But see, I don't like the kitchen floor much either. I made it out to the little carpet in front of the sink and stayed there while Momma made dinner (something called falafel, which she didn't share! That's ok though, cause it was kinda stinky.) Anyway, once Momma left the kitchen I got too scared of the floor and I got stuck on the carpet!! Momma said she wasn't picking me up cause when she does I start to do barrel rolls and she's afraid she's gonna drop me. Plus I scratch her arms up real bad when I do that.
So there I was, stranded on the little carpet. And it was BOOMING outside! "Momma!" I cried. "Help!"
"Come on, little pooh fry. You're a brave boy!"
"Momma I can't!!! And stop calling me pooh fry, it's WEIRD!"
"Yes, you can, my little tater tot!"
"Stop calling me food names! You're making me hungry! And I'm SCARED!"
"Oh come on, Fizz, you're ok!"
So I bravely put one foot on the floor. Then another. Then...BOOM! And I slipped and slid my way out!
I'm a brave pooh f-...er, boy.
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I loves s'idin ona f'oors. Is fas'er 'an runnin, but da stops is kinda hard.
Youse a brave boy. Youse skeered but you did it-you walk ona s'ippery f'oor.
You did good, Fizzy, you had to 'overcome' your fear and get to the safety of your Momma!
Good job Fizzy! You did it! I don't know why mommas call us food names?!
Pooh Fry?! BOL!
Pooh Fry?? Who wants a fry made of poo? Or Pooh either? Wasn't he a bear?? BOL!!
Momma calls me stinkypants sometimes and I don't wear pants-- ever!! Mommas is crazee!!
Momma calls me Fluffbutt. It are true, but are embarrassing!
Oh Fizzy - I wouldda been doin' the same slippin' an' slidin' outta there! I hate the thunders. An' I do the same thing when Mom tries to pick me up - rollin' an' flippin' an' scratchin' her up bed - sorry Mom. I don mean to do that part, but I get a bit freaked out when you pick me up. 'Specially if it's stormin' outside.
I got a thundershirt an' that helps some. It looks cool too cuz it shows off all yer muscles. The girl pups like that.
P.S. Lexie says fellawful is better than it sounds.
you did very good.. :o)
Da floor is too slippery fur me, too! I hate dat! Greta Grace has a funnershirt, too, and it works pretty good wif her. We was at da groomer's da udder day when it started funnerin' and we didn't have her funnershirt wif us, and she nipped at da groomer! They asked Mommy what was her problem today, and that's when they found our she's scared of funner! BOL!
Glad you were brave and did it! Whats with all these names that are pawrents come with????
Woof Woof, Buddy