A Day In the Life of the Fizzy

Judo CHOP!!

October 8th 2010 3:05 pm
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The stinkbugs are out of control today, pups!! Momma just found 10 in the kitchen! But wait, I HAVE to tell you pups this story cause I was LAUGHING SO HARD at Momma.

Daddy called Momma on his way home from work and asked her to make some chicken fingers and french fries. Momma said OK and walked into the kitchen. There's were 5 stinkbugs hanging out! You're not supposed to squish em cause their stink makes more bugs come, so Momma vacuums them up and empties the canister outside. So she got em all up, and when she came back into the kitchen she saw three more!!!! She made a naughty swear, then dragged out the vacuum again and got em all up. AGAIN.

So she comes back inside, pulls out a cookie sheet, and starts putting some fries on the sheet. A stinkbug landed RIGHT ON THAT COOKIE SHEET and started dancing around!!!! OMD, pups!!!! The WORDS Momma was saying!!! And the LOUDNESS of her screams!!!! HOLY TOLEDO, my ears were hurtin!!! And THEN, pups...THEN Momma NINJA KICKED THE COOKIE SHEET!!! BOL BOL BOL! French fries were EVERYWHERE!!!! And she's screaming and swearing and hootin and hollering and stamping on that bug til there was nothing left!!

And then Daddy walked in!!!!!!!! BOL BOL BOL BOL BOL!!! He just stood there for a minute, lookin at Momma with French Fries everywhere and her hair all a mess and she was panting and looking all crazy! He just sighed and walked out!!!

I didn't even try to eat the fries. Momma might have stomped on me.

 
 

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Barked by: Rudy (Dogster Member)

October 8th 2010 at 10:51 pm

ROFBMAO!!!!
Barked by: Cathey U

October 8th 2010 at 11:13 pm

That woman sounds dan-ger-roos! Watch yourself!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

October 9th 2010 at 1:33 am

Does she stiull have green hands...that might explain this 'mad-momma' phenomena!
And those bugs really do STINK! YUCK!
I don't know if I would see my growlmy kick a baking sheet, though...
Woofs!
(Hope that your momma doesn't find any stink bugs in her bed...BOL!!)
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

October 9th 2010 at 2:11 am

OMD, MJF, Momma once found a dead one in her HAIR!!!! She's got lots and lots and lots of hair, so that bug must have thought she was a bed. WHOOOOOO boy you wouldn't believe the screams THAT morning!!!!

And Momma says the kick was a "gut reaction". She said she was so startled that she just did a round house kick to the cookie sheet!!! I can't believe she got her leg that high!!!
Barked by: Ella (Dogster Member)

October 9th 2010 at 3:16 am

OMD!!! :o) BOL!!! We would love to learn how to do ninja kicks like dat!
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

October 9th 2010 at 6:38 am

BOL!!!


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