September 1st 2010 4:13 pm
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I went back to the dogtor today to get my incision checked, and he said I'm doing a-ok! I can now return to my regularly scheduled life! Daddy took me cause Momma's car doesn't have that AC stuff and it's SUPER hot today. Me and Daddy tried to convince Momma that the dogtor said I should continue to eat chicken for as long as I want, but she didn't fall for it. Rats.

I forgot to tell you pups about my naughty yesterday!! So Momma and Daddy came home from school, and they decided to go out to dinner. I thought for SURE they were gonna take me with them, but Momma said the resternaut doesn't allow dogs. Who wants to eat at a resternaut that doesn't allow dogs??? I was VERY angry when they left. In fact, Momma said to Daddy in the car "Boy, Fizzy was MAD!!" When they came home, they saw how mad I was. I poohed all over the living room. I haven't poohed in the living room for billions of years!! Momma looked at Daddy and said "I TOLD you he was mad!!" I didn't get in trouble, though. Momma actually thought it was kinda funny.

Except I heard Momma and Daddy talking about bringing out the steam monster carpet cleaning machine this weekend. Darn it. I HATE that thing.

OK, so maybe next time I won't pooh on the carpet...

Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

September 1st 2010 at 5:09 pm

Fizz, don't tell her, but there has to be sumfin wrong with your momma if she didn't get mad about you pooping all over. Maybe she had some of that drippy vodka or a pitcher of green juice served with a salty glass.
I dunno but it sure sounds weird to me.