A Day In the Life of the Fizzy

I'm a Helper!

August 31st 2010 6:34 pm
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Momma doesn't seem to be intoxeracated tonight. She's still a little goofy, but I told her to lay off the bottle. She insists she didn't have any adult beverages yesterday, but I just think she had too many and doesn't remember much.

A little bit ago, Momma started hootin and hollerin and tossing her arms all around her head. There was a stinkbug flying around! Ooooooooooh we hate them things! Then it landed on her arm and she SCREAMED and YELLED and then Daddy SCREAMED and YELLED cause Momma SCREAMED and YELLED cause he thought someone broke into the house and was trying to kill her. Relax, Daddy, I got this. Momma armed herself with her Flip Flop of Doom ™ and I started hopping around barking at that bad bug, and Momma squished it! Those bugs smell real bad. Momma says they smell like Super Glue. She knows you're not supposed to squish them cause their juices make more bugs come, but she was sick of it buzzing in her ears.

I helped by barking at it! Momma says I just got in the way by hopping around her feet, but I know I helped! I told that bug to go away and it did! Of course, it did cause Momma squished it, but STILL. I'm a helper. I don't care what anyone else thinks.

 
 

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Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

August 31st 2010 at 7:42 pm

Good job at barking at that bug!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

August 31st 2010 at 10:05 pm

You did a good job of helping that bug stay close to your Momma so she could squash it!
Must have been an uproar! BOL!

Woofs!
Barked by: Drei Snarky Schnauzers (Dogster Member)

September 1st 2010 at 2:48 am

ROTFBOL!!
Barked by: Ella (Dogster Member)

September 1st 2010 at 7:25 am

Great job, Fizzy!!!
Barked by: Lucy (Dogster Member)

September 1st 2010 at 5:13 pm

Eeewww! A stinkbug! Good boy Fizzy the protector!
Barked by: Roudy (Dogster Member)

September 2nd 2010 at 11:00 am

You didn't eat it? You shoulda eated it! BOL!!


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