May 22nd 2010 12:16 pm
[ Leave A Comment | 4 people already have ]
Rain rain, go AWAY! It's rained all day and the yard is smooshy. Go AWAY RAIN! I was gonna help Momma trim the hedges but she can't do it now.
Momma was feeling nose-stell-gick this morning. I dunno what that means, but she wanted to tell me the story of how her and Daddy picked me, so I'll pass it on to you guys!
Momma: "Me and Daddy drove an hour and a half to this little farm. The lady said she had schnauzer puppies, so that's why we drove all the way out there. Daddy wanted a schnauzer because that's the kind of dog he had growing up, plus he has bad allergies and schnauzers don't shed. I had never had a dog before, so I had no bias. I just wanted a puppy friend.
When we got to the farm, the lady greeted us. She took us into a barn and there was four or five little pups! You all were so cute! You were the only boy puppy not claimed yet. Daddy said he wanted a boy puppy. I don't remember why. The lady picked you up and handed you to me. You were so little and squirmy and fluffy! You looked into my eyes, licked my nose, and then pooped on my shirt!!! I fell in love right away and told Daddy we HAD to have this one! We couldn't take you home with us yet, you were still too little. The next few weeks were AGONIZING! I wanted you home with me!! Finally the day came. We drove all the way back to the farm to get you. You slept the entire way home on my chest."
Wasn't Momma's story nice, pups? I pooped on her shirt and she STILL wanted me!! BOL!
Leave A Comment | 4 people already have
Awwwwww...Dat r da sweetest story EBER, Fizzy!!!! It r makin' me feel all warm an' FIZZY inside! BOL!!!
My Momma geds all nose-stell-gick WOTZ, speshully now dat hur r 130 years old. I gess dat r part ob it. (bol!)
Now, that's true wuvs!!
BOL!!! :o) You claimed your momma with your poopins! :o)
Dat story so happy it make Sophie wanna cry!!