May 5th 2010 4:22 pm
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The local wildlife is taunting me. This squirrel keeps hanging out on the front wall. Momma says she doubts it's the same squirrel, but I know better. I can't reach him, but he just sits there and stares at me while I scream at him. I swear I hear him laughing at me.
The birds are also taunting me. They sit on the curb right in front of me. I can't reach them, either, and they just chirp and tilt their heads. Sometimes they hop along the curb and laugh at me.
One of these days I'll get one of them...you just wait and see...
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That's Fizzy-you show 'em who the alpha is! I once nabbed me a bird of peace (dove) for daring to land in MY yard!!! Needless to say Mommy (the animal lover) was not pleased...NOT PLEASED AT ALL!!! But I was!
They are all evil. All of those demon critters. Evil.
Get this- all da squirrels come out to "play" when we are on walkies wif Mom and she won't let me go get 'em!! ARG! I hear 'em laffin' and pointin'...