May 4th 2010 2:28 pm
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Momma's sick today. Hooray! I mean, not that I'm glad she's sick, although she DID stay home with me today, and that's always great. What's fun is the game I try to play with stealing her dirty Kleenex.
She says it's almost as gross as eating bunny pooh. She blows her nose and throws it in the trash next to her. But sometimes, I'm staked out right next to the can and catch them mid-air! Then I RUN like the wind to someplace safe and shred shred shred! Sometimes I eat them before Momma can catch me. She hates this cause then I pooh them out whole.
I've been doing this all day, and Momma keeps saying "We are not amused!" like she's royalty or something. Yeah right, Momma. We all know who rules this house, and he's small and gray and furry. It's me, Fizzy!!
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Yum yum yum!!! Snotty wontons are pawesome!!! Nice score on those used kleenexes!
Oh humans think everything is gross like eating poop, sniffin' butts, & tooting~these are perfectly normal things to a dog!
Yeah, just ignore your momma. Peepoles just don't know what is good and fun!
I just love kleenix Fizzy! Mom can always tell when she does poo pickup in the yard when I been eating paper products. LOL
Yes, tissues are da bestest! They shred real good!