A Day In the Life of the Fizzy

This Neighborhood!!!

April 13th 2010 2:54 pm
[ Leave A Comment | 6 people already have ]

I'm telling you, this neighborhood is going to the dogs! Literally!

I'm outside doing my private business, when once again, some random dog prances into my yard and sniffs my butt! I didn't see the dog at first, so I kept doing what I was doing. I heard Momma gasp and say "Oh MY!" and I turn around and there's this HUGE HUGE black dog sniffing my butt!!! Momma opened the door and yelled "Fizzy! Get in here!" cause really, this dog coulda gobbled me up in one bite.

Momma stepped on the porch after I was in to see if the dog had tags, when two things happened.

1) She saw right away he didn't even have a COLLAR on and

2) He growled at her. Meanly. HEY! Be nice to my Momma, random dog!

Momma quickly got back in the house, and the dog peed all over her burning bush that nearly got crushed by all the snow this summer that Momma "painstakingly" revived when the snow melted. She said a few naughty words at that.

Momma always tries to help a dog in need, but THIS one wasn't all cute and sweet and bouncy like that beagle pup from January. She said THIS one was like Cujo and she's stayin away!

What's a Cujo?

Momma and I have just two questions now.

1) Why don't any of the dogs in this neighborhood seem to have tags on? and

2) Why do they all come in MY yard to pee?!?!

 
 

Leave A Comment | 6 people already have

Barked by: Cathey U

April 13th 2010 at 3:31 pm

They don't have tags because their idiot owners take off their collars and let them run free.
Grrr to the stupid people who don't take better care of their animals.

Be careful out there Fizzy!
Barked by: Roudy (Dogster Member)

April 13th 2010 at 4:43 pm

Your yard must have da best pmail! BOL!
Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

April 14th 2010 at 4:56 am

I don't like it when people just let their doggies run free without ID. They can get hurt or lost and nobody will know who they are or where they belong. It just isn't right.
Barked by: Sophie (Dogster Member)

April 14th 2010 at 6:18 am

My big sister Madison is half Chow/Lab. She scares all the loose dogs away from our yard. We got a fence so that makes it better.We had 2 Jack Russells next door who were not at all cute like us Schnauzies are.I'm glad they moved out.
Barked by: Sophie (Dogster Member)

April 14th 2010 at 6:18 am

My big sister Madison is half Chow/Lab. She scares all the loose dogs away from our yard. We got a fence so that makes it better.We had 2 Jack Russells next door who were not at all cute like us Schnauzies are.I'm glad they moved out.
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

April 14th 2010 at 7:14 am

Dang, Fizzy I sure am glad that you and your momma are safe! Stupid, stupid, stupid people! Shame on them for the way they treat their "pets"?!@!%


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