March 24th 2010 6:26 pm
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Oh bunny pooh, I love you so.
You are tasty brown nuggets of yum. I don't know why I love you so, but I do. Spring is the best time for bunny pooh, of course, because it is the time of bunnies frolicking in the yard. I like to go spelunking in the front yard for the tastiness.
Momma, of course, does not understand the appeal of bunny pooh. She says it's "repulsive" and tries to stop me. She says (in mock imitation of Momma's voice) "Bunny pooh is NOT on your special diet. Bunny pooh should not be on ANY puppy's diet! It's POOH, Fizzy, POOH!!!"
I don't expect her to understand. I offered some to her once, and she ran away screaming. That's ok. There was more for me, then.
I love you, bunny pooh.
Note from Fizzy's Momma: GROSS! And Fizzy wonders why I brush his teeth!!!!!
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Oh dear, Mom read your diary entry and now she wonders if that is what I sometimes am doing in the yard. We have 3 acres fenced and I can go way out there and do Secret Things.. I don't understand why your mom ran away screaming? Pooh is Good. I especially enjoy the crunchy cat poop in our house when I get the chance :)
Fizzy, is this why your Mom won't kiss your fuzzy lips?