January 30th 2010 8:34 am
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Momma has this thing called "Sty in Her Eye". I dunno what that is, but her eye is all puffy and swollen and she says it hurts real bad. She's been sitting in her chair with a wet washcloth on her face. Well, if THAT doesn't scream "PLAY TIME!" I dunno WHAT does!!
I start by climbing on her lap. I sniff at the cloth while she yells "Don't touch it Fizzy!" But...but...so I give her a few kisses on the lips. Then I sniff the rag again. "Leave it Fizzy!" Lick lick...I lick the rag. "Fizban I'm SERIOUS!" Uh oh...she used my full name. But now I HAVE to have it. Not want, HAVE TO! So I grabbed it and RAN. But...I forgot that Daddy was sitting right there and he grabbed it from me. Rats.
Momma went to her human dogtor, and when she came home...GROSS. Her eye was completely swollen shut and she was saying all sorts of bad words. Then she went to bed. I went with her, and this time I was the best good schnauzer I could be. No licking. No stealing wash cloths. I just snuggled with her til she felt better.
See, Momma I take good care of you!!!
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Shoot Fizzy. The Sty in the Eye even sounds like a game! No wonder you grabbed that wash cloth.
Take good care of your momma, she will appreciate that!
Yeah, Zoe r wite..."Okay, pups, furst we pway 'Keep Away' wif Momma's bestest unnerwears. Den we pway, 'Demowition Dogs'. Den we pway, 'The Sty in da Eye'. Winner takes all, got it??"
Den we play keep way from the towel when we come inside from playing in da snow!