December 17th 2009 6:40 pm
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Momma just told me that Ho Ho has a naughty and nice list! Uh oh...maybe I should help Ho Ho out and remind him of all the GOOD stuff I did this year so maybe he'll forget the naughty...
* I take real good care of Momma when she's sick. One time, she was up all night throwing up and I sat outside the bathroom door and waited for her.
* I'm a real good snuggler.
* I keep Momma warm at night cause she gets real cold sometimes.
* I give kisses ALL the time.
* I say hi to the mailman every day! Nice and loud, too, so he can hear me!
* I say hi to my neighbor's dog, Lucy, every time I see her, and I make sure I sniff her GENTLY cause she's still a puppy and I'm a BIG boy!
* I play with my cousins, Natalie and Joshie, real nice. Natalie is my best friend.
* I show Uncle Thumper how a REAL schnauzer is supposed to act. It's ok to be crazy SOME of the time, but he forgets how to snuggle sometimes.
* I told my toy moose ALL about Ho Ho and even put him in front of the tree to wait. Momma thinks moose might be a spy, but I SWEAR, he's just waiting for Ho Ho to show up!
* I kissed away all Momma's leaky water stuff from her eyes when I was sick.
* I was a REAL GOOD BOY when I was sick. I didn't complain too much, and I even let Momma HUG me.
* I don't complain when I don't get any more cheese. I'm sad on the inside, but I try not to let Momma see it. It would make her eyes leak.
* I help Momma shred the junk mail.
* When Daddy has to fix something in the house I sit with him and supervise to make sure he doesn't get hurt.
* I chase away all the squirrels, birds, and caterpillars in our yard.
* I saved a cat that my neighbor lost.
* I'm really really REALLY cute.
I was going to do a naughty list, too, but Momma says that Ho Ho sees everything. Crap. He already knows..but Ho Ho, I've been MOSTLY good, I swear! It's not EASY being such a good schnauzer!
All I want is my own squirrel. Or a panda. I saw one of them on the TV box and boy was it cute! If you can't find a squirrel, Ho Ho, I'll take a panda!!
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Don't worry Fizzy when Ho Ho sees your very good boy list I am sure that you will get a panda or squirrel!