January 26th 2010 8:59 am
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When I first got here the peeps who fostered me thought I was a rottie/lab mix so I was "Just Jack" but other peeps had other ideas. Whenever I meet someone new they say "I think he's a _________ mix".

One said I looks more like a Beauceron mix than a rottie so I became "Just Jacques" and I had to go "wee wee" and stuff. Next they thought I looked more like a Swiss something guy cuz a Beauceron is too big so luckily I could still be "Jacques" cuz they still speak French.

After that my other teacher says I looks more like an Aussie mix since my coat is turning tri-color so I became "Outback Jack" and had to put shrimp on my skin girl's Barbies, don't ask me why, that's just what we do down under.

Then things things really got wild. I'm not quite sure how I became a rottie/chinese crested mix but I did like the name "Jackie Chan". That was a very cool name and I could jump around barking "Ki-yah!" that was fun.

Next thing I knew I had to keep checking my page to see what I was mixed with to adjust my name accordingly (big grown-up word huh?) I mean you can't has a Rottie/Italian grayhound name Jackie Chan can you? so I became "Jack the Whack" hehehehe that one was just silly!

This week I'm a Rottie/Boxer mix so it's only right that my name is "Jack in the Box" no?

One day maybe mom will get me a DNA test but until then I'll just keep on trying different breeds on for size. Besides, it keeps me occupied since I'm not allowed to chew up daddy's slippers anymores!

Just Whacked Outback Jackie Chan in the Box signing off *with one heck of a signature*