February 23rd 2010 5:37 pm
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They are everywhere!! Our neighbors cut down all their trees, about 30 trees in all, so what do we have lots of in our yard now? You guessed it--squirrels. I am really close to catching one. I run really fast, now if only I could climb. I did climb once. Dad placed a wooden fence panel leaning next to his shop. He didn't realize at what angle he left it. When I went outside, and one of those creatures decided to jump on top of the shop and then in the tree, I decided to follow it. I got pretty high on the fence panel, then----I looked down. Being such a short dog--I was really scared. Mom helped me out of that predicament, and I don't ever care to do that again. Any tips on catching all those awful animals that are invading my territory?

Barked by: Scooter (Psst on the left) (Dogster Member)

February 23rd 2010 at 8:30 pm

Chili ~
Scooter here ~

A topic after my own heart. The EVIL NEMESIS SQUIRRELS are to be diligently chased out of your yard. Do not allow these EVIL NEMESIS SQUIRRELS to invade your turf. They will taunt you from the tree limbs. They will hide what they consider "food" in your lawn right in front of you (as you bark a fit and hurl towards the glass holding you back). I've seen enough peach pits and rotten peanuts to last me a lifetime, and they call this food worth saving!
Here's what you do. Make sure every time you see the EVIL NEMESIS SQUIRRELS you bark up a storm! Encourage the rest of the pack to do the same until a human comes out and says they will personally shoot every EVIL NEMESIS SQUIRREL out of the trees themselves if you would stop the infernal racket.
I have still yet to see the human make good on her promise, but when she is that angry THE PAPILLON PATROL and the EVIL NEMESIS SQUIRRELS glare at each other and with a couple of choice last words on each side vow to fight later that day.
Hope that helps.
Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~