My life and Time as being the Middle Dog
December 31st 2009 11:14 pm
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My family picks on me. I just can't win! We had our baths tonight. Mom takes me out of the tub and starts towel drying my hair. She always makes it stand out all over making cute remarks, like that she always wanted a red-headed child. She likes to fluff my hair out all over and then she starts laughing and says that it makes me look even fatter. What? A whole month doing without and eating lean food--she ruins it all with just water and shampoo!! I just can't win. What's a red-headed, long-haired, short, long (and a little fat) dog to do?
Chili-hotdog, hold the onions,