February 3rd 2005 5:15 pm
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Or, at least, I think I did. My memory isn't as good since I'm almost eleven. But I have had the WORST gas over the past couple of days. My mistress was gone the other night, and her dad couldn't find anything I had gotten into, but I think I did....what else could make me smell *this* bad?!

My mistress and I played the other day. We wrestled and I scratched up her forearms really good. It seems I like using my teeth more than my paws as I age. I wonder why that is. Maybe it's because I'm trying to scare her off with my horrible doggy breath. But I know she loves me, she tells me so several times a day...sometimes right in a row! What a sap.

I can't wait for it to get warmer out so we can go out for long walks. Lying on the couch all day is getting boring. I never thought I would say that!

Anyway, chitlings, I have sleeping to do. My mistress has swathed me in blankets and I'm all warm and lethargic now. *Yaaaaawn* Farewell!