February 13th 2012 10:46 am
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I got this from Zaidie . Is a good way to learn 'bout pups. Youse we'come to use 'is too.

1. WHAT COLOR COLLAR ARE YOU WEARING?

My collar is blue. Jus' plain blue. Well, mama say is Royal Blue.

2. DOES YOUR LEASH MATCH YOUR COLLAR?

I has 2; one matches my collar, the other is a chain.

3. WHAT’S WORSE? An EVIL NEMESIS SQUIRREL bouncing around in the trees or across the fence, a Crow strutting around in your yard or Neighbor People outside talking?

Peoples ou'side my balcony talking.

4. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE SNACK?

Does chews counts as snacks? I LUFF CHEWS--bully sticks, greenies, sticks. Oh, an I like chicken strips an lil beef treats an jerky an....I luff snacks.

5. WHERE WAS YOUR LAST CAR RIDE?

OH I 'MEMBER--me & mama goed to the park then we goed to the doggy baff place (YUCK).

6. DO YOU STICK YOUR HEAD OUT THE WINDOW ON CAR RIDES?

Mama don' open the winnows 'nuff fur me to stick my whole head out, jus' my nose.

7. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE TOY?

MY BALL

8. DO YOU HAVE A BOYFURIEND OR GIRLFURIEND?

Nope but I gotsa cuzin--Schotzy an she a gurl an she my bestes' furriend.

9. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE WALK?

Any where wif mama is good. We goes to parks by our 'partment lotsa times.

10. DO YOU GO TO DOG PARKS?

Yes. We gotsa really nice dog park tha's not too far 'way. I nefur haved any pro'lems there. Sumtimes mama gets my furriends (Gussie, Maizen & Mattie) an' we all goes to a dog park.

11. WHERE DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?

Unner mama's bed.

12. DO YOU SNORE?

Mama says I do lil snores but on'y sumtimes.

13. DO YOU SLEEP UNDER THE COVERS?

NOPE--too hot.

14. DO YOU HAVE TO WEAR CLOTHES?

Nope. On'y one time. I gots too mush fur to wear clothes.

15. ARE YOU THE FAVORITE DOG?

Of course.

16. WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE SPOT TO SLEEP IN THE HOUSE?

Unner mama's bed er ona couch ina livin' room.

17. WHAT’S THE BEST HUMAN FOOD YOU’VE EVER BEEN FED?

All of 'em.

18. DO YOU GO TO A DOG GROOMER?

Yes fur my summer shave. Mos'ly mama give me my baffs.

19. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BATHS?

Don't like 'em

20. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE BORED?

If I can' gets nobody to play wif me, I chews on my blanket er naps.