July 11th 2010 11:14 pm
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Well, I's all done wif school. Mama says no more formal learnin for me cuz I's soooo smart. She's jus gonna "home-school" me now. Today we had our finals an I passed. Schotzy passed too, even though she won't "drop it" like she's supposed to. She gets the toy an won't give it back. Mama says it's cuz she is a communist--everyfing is HERS an she not givin it up.
OH an you know what? I's not scared of big dogs anymore. I LOVES playin wif the BIG DOGS!! Today I gots to play wif Bella. She is a big black Shepard dog. Bella was the biggest dog in my class. I likes to play/aggravate Dixie too. Dixie is not as big as Bella but she is bigger 'en me. Mama thinks it's cuz I never get tired (she says I am the "Energizer Bunny", whatever that is) an' the little dogs try to keep up wif me but they gets tired. The big dogs doesn't seem to wear out as fast when I's playin wif 'em. They jus pushes me off an I goes right back for more.
Mama is very happy cuz I have learned some doggy manners. I let other doggies sniff me while I's sniffs them. We touches noses then I "bow" to play. I have foun that when I do this, the other doggies don' get mad at me. Before I would jus growl and "attack" an the other doggies would snap at me. That scared me an' I was afraid of other doggies. Now I INTRODUCES myself before I growl an "attack" an' the doggies play wif me. It's all in the approach. I's learnin.
I has been a DOG for a month now. It isn' much different than bein a puppy. I still plays, an plays, an plays. I still gets to go places and do thing wif mama. I still bover the kitties. I's still learnin stuff. I think I likes bein a DOG.
I think my sissy Ebby is a 'commonist' too cause she thinks she owns everything 'round here!
I's not a 'commonist' but I's is a 'alpha-nist'! BOL!!!