I's So Awesome, I's Jealous of Me-self!

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Soakin In Our Tub

June 18th 2011 1:43 pm
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This morning Mommy asked Ceel & me if we wanted to go to the park. Course we's wanna go! We starts jumping up & down with 'escitement. Mommy said in a little bit cause she had some stuffs she needed to do first. Well it took FOREVERS! By the time we left it was almos' 11 am. When we got to the park it was hot! Luckly Mommy 'membered to bring us some water so's we's could drink. We went up our hiking trail where we could go off leash. It was HOT! We stopped to drink water a couple of times. We was there 'bout an hour then came home.

Mommy filled our tub with cool water & put both of us in it. For once, Ceel didn't object & neither did me. It felt good! We sat there & soaked in our hot tub...ashly' our 'cool tub' for a while without trying to jump out. It was so refreshing.

 

Skin & Bones...

June 17th 2011 10:43 am
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...that's what I's become...skin & bones! Oh woe is me's! I's so weak me thinks I's 'bout to faint!

Several moons ago when we's over at Auntie Letty's house, Mommy weighed me & happily informed me I lost one pound. As my pal Chipper would say, "What you so happy 'bout Woman?!!!" How could I's lost my pound?! Where is it?! It are mine & I wants it back! I's 'nuttin but skin & bones! Oh my round figure...my beautiful, beautiful round figure...where are thou?! Oh I's feels so faint & weak!

'Course, I's doesn't really unnerstand what it means when Mommy says I's lost a pound but it can't be good! It are MY pound...MINE...and I want it back! (Ebby looks over & sees Ceeley shaking her tush) "OMD...Ceel!!! You stole MY pound! I 'blieve that's MY pound on your tush! Give it back!!!"

 

Ceel Lost the War!

June 9th 2011 3:26 pm
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Tsk...tsk...I told her she shoulda got it over with last night but she didn't listen! Well Ceel wasn't able to hide from Mommy today! Just a short while ago, Ceel let her gaurd down & Mommy swooped her up & carried her to the tub! She may have won the battle yesterday but she lost the war today! She better get used to it cause regular baths are a must here at this house.

 

Baby journeys home

June 6th 2011 10:19 am
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Ceel & me's has been away a few days. We was at Ceel's other house dog-sitting her brothers while her Mommy Letty was away. I'll bark more 'bout that later cause right now I just feels sad. Mommy's face is all wet too cause we's finds out our good friend Baby has gone to the bridge. Rest in peace Baby. You will be missed.

 

Promises Kept

June 2nd 2011 4:40 pm
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Woofs everypup! As ya'lls knows by nows, Ceel & me's is back from our staycation. EVERYONE can't stop talkings 'bout how good I behaved! So I reminded Mommy bout her promise to buy me my favorite treats. At first she said I had too many but I pouted & threw a hissy-fit & she caved in! She went to some magical store called SAMS where she found an Ebby-size bag of 'chiggen jerky at a great price! 'Course she said the bag is for both Ceel & me. Boo! But I's 'spose there's 'nuff!

 

Abandoned to fend for ourselves!

May 23rd 2011 7:24 pm
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Oh woe is me's! Oh the crueltly! Oh sush inhumanity...and pups her name is MOMMY!!! That's right friends, it has jus been brought to mine & Ceel's 'tention that Mommy, Paw-Paw & Auntie Letty are goings off this week to some place called the Grand Canyon & me, Ceel & Goose (Paw-Paw's doxie dog) are gonna be left behind to fend for ourselves! You heard me right, we's gonna be dumped out at the ranch with Goose for 5 days. Oh woe is me...where shall I's goes...what shall I's does?! Who's gonna feeds me & mos' 'portantly...WHO GONNA GIVE ME MY TREATS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well I'll show her! I's gonna resorts to me stray-dog days! I'll live on birds! I once caught & killed the bird of peace (a dove) and I plans to does it again if I get the chance! As the Great Master (and Rinky) as me witness...Ebony Ursula Gonzalez Alpha Dog will not go hungry! I will survive Mommy's cruelty!

 

Remembering Rinky

May 17th 2011 2:16 pm
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We's coming up to the 1 year anniversary of Rinky's passing. Mommy been feeling sad cause she misses Wrinkles so much. This time last year, was the beginning of Rinky's last days here on earth. She started getting sicker & sicker & it was torture on Mommy & me's. I's likes to remember better things, like how every morning we'd wakes up & I go over & wash Rinky's face. I would slowly lick her entire face with my little tongue. I would wash her ears too. Since she was taller than me, she would lower her head so's I could reach. I think she found this very relaxing. You's still my heart Rinky.

 

My new theme song

May 13th 2011 8:44 am
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Hi everyones! I's sure you's all been awaitin' for a new song on my dogpage! BOL! Well after 'mush sniffin 'round I's finally dug 'sumfin up! Hope you's like it! BOL, BOL, BOL!!!!!

 

Lazy Goose!

May 11th 2011 11:50 am
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As you can see from some of my 'pitchers, Paw-Paw's dog Jasper (aka Goose) has been forced off the couch & into the workforce!

Goose is very, very lazy. He likes to sleep all day on the couch & only gets up to ride in the truck. He does not like to go for walks much. Paw-paw has gone as far as driving him out to a pasture & leaving him there so Goose is forced to run back to the house! Sometimes it's the only way to get him to exercise!

Well Paw-paw has had enough! He put a tie on Goose & told him he had to find a job!

 

Hooray for Mommy's Day!

May 8th 2011 5:41 pm
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Well another Mothers Day has come & gone. I loves Mommy's Day! It like Kissmas all over again! Mommy opened a new bag of 'quackers' for us (duck jerky) this morning. Then she cooked us a pot of 'chiggen & brown rice! Yummy! We'll be having 'chiggen & rice for breakfast for week! Yea! Then Mommy played tug with me & gave Ceel a belly rub. All in all Ceel & me made out like bandits this Mother's Day! Isn't Mother's Day grand?! It are a special day when all Mom's can spoil they's kids rotten! BOL!

 
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