I's So Awesome, I's Jealous of Me-self!
October 6th 2012 10:48 am
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I's jus' gots back from seeing my dogtor pups. Mommy tooked me to see Rinky's vet, Dr. Patin. You see, I's gots dis 'grof (Ebby means 'growth) on the corner of me beady eye. It popped up suddenly & it makes me eye 'ish. I's is constantly 'scrashing at it.
September 29th 2012 12:00 pm
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Mommy made Ceel and me a very special 'brefest! She made 'eash of us a stack of 'pantycakes' (3 quarter size pantycakes eash) no 'sir-ps. That are okay cause even with no 'sir-ps theys was DELISH! We's also gots 'scambled eggs!MMMMMMMM....it sures was good!!!! Now don't ask if you's can come overs for some cause theres nones left! Ceel & me licked our coaster plates clean! Just thoughts you pups would like to hear 'bout it!
September 17th 2012 4:02 pm
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Howdy pups! It are me, Ebony Ursula! I's no longers wearing that awful blue cone on me neck! I's 'cited to stop licking me paw so Mommy said I's doesn't has to wear it. You see, I broked me dew claw & Mommy tooked me to the vet and they's told her they's had to perform a fractured nail removal & it costed her $70! Only took 20 minutes! Again, Mommy said us furs is driving her to the Poor House! Mommy said for me not worry me pretty little beady-eyed head 'bout it! She said she'd gladly shell out 'unudder $70 if it means me not being in pains. And because I was sush a good patient, Mommy bought Ceel & me a bag of treats! Yippee! She also boughts stuff for the kitties and a bag diapers for Ceel.
September 14th 2012 6:20 pm
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I gots me a job pups! And I's gots it all by me-self! I's works for my cat siblings. They my 'ployers. I's they's dishwasher & theys pays me in tips. Theys tips me by leaving some of they's kibble or canned food in they's bowls!
August 26th 2012 7:49 pm
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...we's jus realized today are da 1 year anniversary of when my cat-brother Furby went missing. Furby was last seen a year ago today. He was 12 years old. He was with Mommy even before she had any of us dogs. Mommy misses him lots. Now she's even more sad. :(
August 25th 2012 10:45 pm
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What a day! WHAT. A. DAY!!! Poor Mommy pups! She ended up going to bed 'round 3am & wokes up at 7:o2am! She makes her coffee & takes us out to go potty, then feeds alla kitties & us. Then she starts makin' more calls and then gets her stuffs 'togedders and says 'Come girls, get in the car. We're going to the bank." She called our 'nes door neighbor, who by the way was also robbed (prolly by the same creepers)! Neighbors has a lock on theys gate so creepers unscrewed the hinges and got into the yard! They stole a generator off Neighbors truck! Neighbors wife said she noticed a car & truck very early that morning driving slowly between our two homes. She said it was suspicious enough for her to take notice but not enough for her to mention anything about it to her husband who was showering at the time. She asked Mommy what time she left for work and Mommy said 6:20am. Neighbor wife said, "Oh my God! I saw those vehicles around 6:45 or 7am!" Neighbors said they left for work a little after 7. Their truck was parked in their carport which is on the opposite side of their garage. They took their car to work (its in the garage) so they didn't notice if the generator was on the truck or not. Neighbor said he returned to his house at 11am in his big dump truck (they owns a landscaping supply business). He parked the truck 'tween our homes & left it running while he went to unlock his gate and thats when he noticed he'd been robbed.
August 25th 2012 12:11 am
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When Mommy arrived home this evening, she was in for a shock pups!!! She opened the front door and only Ceel was there to greets her. That's odd she thought cause Ceel & me ALWAYS greets Mommy at the door togethers. Usually I gets to the door first but we's always there to greets her. Well, when she don't see me she thought how odd and she called me name...no answer...called me again...no answer. Mommy gots worried. Her bedroom door was open...(she'd left it closed). Outta the corner of her eye, saw a small dresser drawer on the floor in her bedroom and she panicked cause she thought somehow it musta fallen & maybe it fell on me! She rushed into the bedroom & saw alla drawers had been pulled open, the bed had been undone & the mattress had bee moved. Still no sign of me. Mommy realized we been robbed! She walked in the living room & noticed the tv was gone."WHERE'S MY EBBY!!!!" was here biggest concern. Finally she hears the scratches at the door of the spare bedroom. The evil humans who robbed us locked me in the spare room with my cat sister Diamond!!! Ceel was left alla lones in the living room! Mommy knows we's musta tried our best to defend our home. She knows how we's is and said she can just imagine how we musta barked & maybe even tried to nip some ankles. But we's little and no match for those thieving creeps (or creep)! Mommy said they better not have kicked 'round. (We'll never tell...we don't wanna upset Mommy more.) The creeps broke in through the back door. They musta been a rush cause all they took was the tv which Mommy is not very upset over but what has her very worried is that they took her Brinks box that contained all her 'portant documents. (Passport, social security card, credit cards, some bank papers...everything that matters!) Mommy called the police & they came & dusted or fingerprints but found none. She's cancelled her cards & reported the robbery to Equifax for identity theft. Since her bank was closed she gotta wait till tomarrow to call them and wait till Monday to call 'bout her SS card & passport & other stuffs! Mommy's so upset pups! Ceel & me seened who did it but we's can't speak human so we's can't helps...sniff, sniff. Please pray these bad peoples doesn'ts steal Mommy's 'denity! Well it are 2:05 am and Mommy gonna try to get some sleeps. Want a mess! Will try to writes more 'bout this tomarrows. Please keep us in you's pawrayers pups.
August 5th 2012 6:05 pm
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In memory of our dear pal Abby:
August 3rd 2012 12:33 pm
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Well, well, seems like me bark-n-tell cousin, Ceel, has been barking 'bout me agains in her diary! Now I's 'mit I's took her steak, but the only reason I's does it is cause I's wanted it! It are DELISH!!! Does I's feel bad 'bout what I's does, you's ask? Somewhats, but not really. 'Least I's honest 'bout it! Now alla ya'lls knows I's sharing-challenged so I can't helps me-self. It are a medical condition so I's shouldn't be blamed for nuttin'! Besides, Ceel are no angel herself! She also has sharing issues.
July 25th 2012 9:01 pm
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July is Mommy's least favorite month. It has too many sad memories. Mommy lost her Mommy on July 17, 2004. Then we said goodbye to Wrinkles on July 22, 2010. Now, another beloved family fur has left another hole in our hearts. On Tuesday July 24, Paw-paw's 17 year-old kitty, Miss Molly was put to rest.
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