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I's So Awesome, I's Jealous of Me-self!

I Gots Mail!

March 5th 2011 10:07 am
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Well ashually I gots a package in the mail. The postperson left 2 little boxes at our gate. One 'dressed to me 'Ebony Ursula Gonzalez' & the other to Mommy. My package was from my weiner pals Chance & Risk. It contained a bag of liver treats! Dog oh dog was I 'escited! The other box had the bag of liver treats Mommy had ordered for me & Ceel. So Ceel got her own bag & I's gets to keep my bag all to meself & not has to share with noones!!! Or so me thinks! Then me gets this paw-mail from Chance:

"Hi Ebony,
Not to get all preachy on you, but when you share, more good stuff comes back to you. You gave the neighbor dogs a treat, unwillingly, but in return Risk and I convinced our Mom to send you a bag of treats. Enjoy them and share with Ceeley, please!
Your pal, Chance"

Dern it! Why oh why can't everyones unnerstands I's 'sharing-challenged'! But I's did try, I's swears I's tried. Tux the cat was around when I opened me bag & Mommy said, "Ebby why don't you try sharing some with Tuxy?" I said, "Oh fine, but only half a piece!" In my brainy brain, I's sure he wouldn't like it so I's thought I'd get it back anyway. He sniffs & sniffs & sniffs 'smore, then he paws at it! "Mommy he's jus' playing with it! He don't wants it! I's taking it back!" I's 'bout to snatch it away from him but Mommy said NO! I's forced to endure the torcher of watching him play with it! Just when I think he's gonna leave it he eats it all up!!! Dern, dern, & double dern!!! I swears I's almost has another hearty-tack!!! This sharing stuff is bad for me health so it's best I just not share me treats no mores!

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Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

March 5th 2011 at 10:21 am

so exciting to get mail!!
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

March 5th 2011 at 10:26 am

Yes Petey gettin' mail is 'esciting! Sharing is not! It are bad for me health!
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

March 5th 2011 at 10:36 am

Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

March 5th 2011 at 10:42 am

Thanks for your 'sport Coco. I don't plan on sharing me treats no mores! If I does, trust me it's against me will!
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

March 5th 2011 at 12:57 pm

I'm sharing challenged too - BOL!
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

March 5th 2011 at 1:15 pm

Whitley I knowed I's not the only one!
Barked by: Cathey U

March 5th 2011 at 2:23 pm

Those cats Always play with their food! Weird cats.
Barked by: Lil Bear (Dogster Member)

March 5th 2011 at 2:35 pm

Sharin treats is easy fur me. NOW, sharin my toys-da's a whole nuvver story. I's sharin challenged wif my toys. Dey's MY TOYS!
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

March 5th 2011 at 2:37 pm

Thank goodness for a minute I thought you had gone over to the dark side.
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

March 5th 2011 at 2:58 pm

Sharing is highly over-rated.....
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

March 5th 2011 at 3:31 pm

I am mostly a guarder of anything I think should be food and treats! Woe are any kitties that happen to walk by when I have my stuff out...GRRR!
But in the kitchen when growlmy hands out yums from her food prep area, then I have sort of learned to be patient while the kitties get first chance at their bits and then I may have mine...good thing they are not real doggy treats! BOL!

Oh boy, Ebby, you sure have a hard time with this...
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

March 5th 2011 at 4:01 pm

Yes I does Jack! You has no idea how hard this is for me! I tells you, it goes 'gainst my nature & it's unnatural to 'spect me to share me treats! It unhealthly for me! I tells you, it a medical condition & I's shouldn't be 'spected to share me treats! Now I's doesn't mind sharing me toys, coats, or Mommy's 'fections - jus' stay away from me treats!!!!! Nuff sed!!!!
Barked by: Riley (Dogster Member)

March 5th 2011 at 4:14 pm

I would have thought the same as you and Tux would have left it.

Some lessons come hard.
Barked by: Millie (Dogster Member)

March 5th 2011 at 5:13 pm make me laugh ;)
I have to share with 7 other dogs in my own house!!!
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

March 5th 2011 at 6:25 pm

Millicent I feels for you! Ceel & me gets 'long so good cause we has a unnerstanding - she don't steal me stuffs unless I's careless (which almost NEVER happens) & with me stealin' her stuffs.
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

March 5th 2011 at 6:35 pm

Oops I means to say, 'same goes with me stealin' her stuffs.'
Barked by: Cooper (Dogster Member)

March 6th 2011 at 2:06 am

Thankyou for the angel star, sis said once everything here is normal again she's going to send you and Ceeley a bag of treats from Australia
Barked by: Monty (Dogster Member)

March 9th 2011 at 9:56 pm

Ebby you are so silly. I have to share my treats with Missy and the kitties sometimes. I was taught that sharing is caring and so I do. Now I won't lie, I do follow Missy around knowing she is a sloppy eater so I can steal what falls out of her mouth.
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

March 10th 2011 at 4:17 pm

Huh...what...Rinky?!!! Is that you in Monty's body????!!! I swears Wrinkles has back to life & she's living in Monty's body!!!! You look & sound just like her!!!
Barked by: Monty (Dogster Member)

March 11th 2011 at 7:50 pm

Aww you are making me blush Ebby.
Barked by: nina (Dogster Member)

March 13th 2011 at 12:50 pm

you won't have to worry about the dilly dallying with a doxie sister, ebby! i bet Ceeley doesn't waste any time sniffing and 'playing' with a treat! heh heh!
i am a very good sharer and also excellent with my dinner dish..anyone, including another doggie can come and chow down!
i just yell to mommy to give me more! :)


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