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I's So Awesome, I's Jealous of Me-self!
NOTE TO SANTANovember 30th 2010 7:18 pm[ View A Comments (15) ]
Dear Santa-Paws:
BOL! If he tells you, Ebby, let ME know, cause Momma says I have a BAD case of the naughties today! Not a good question........ If you have no definative definition... you can plead ignorance of a crime... whilst ignorance is not a defence.. it sure as heck IS a 50-50 chance at getting away with something !!! Why Ebbie? Is yer mama sayin youse naughty? You been good. Youse sharin yer mama wif Ceeley. You tells her what to do in a 'mergency. You 'minds her of her 'sponsibilities (you know--the pitchers). BOL Ficka! Me likes the way you thinks! Fizzy as soon as Santa-Paws barks back I's let you know! Naughty is only in the eye of the beholder...were you having good Christmases before? Well you seem to have been good then...and I think you are no different now, as then...so yes you are a good pup! Woofs! It's true Lil Bear, I's has been a real goody-four-paws! Mommy said so! But in years past I's been on the naughty-list but I's been able use my Ebby charm to scratch my name off the list! Seems noone can resist my beady puppy-eyes! Anywho, I's wrotes to Santa cause I's just wanna cover bases! Who can resist yous in your Santy Paws outfit?! I thinks Santy Paws and your Mommy owes you, big time! I think naughty is not snatching up food when you can and not barking enough. That's my definition anyways. Yeah-- naughty is failing to bark the UPS man and the mailman and everyone else who dares walk by your domicile... that is naughty!! you aren't naughty so I don't think you really need to worry about it... Your cuteness will always trump naughty. Nayghty? I don't know what that word mean's BOL! I'm sure you don't know either! Tee, hee! Thanks Riley & Petey! Whitley & Finley thanks for you's 'esplanation of 'naughty! BOL! I's looks it up in my 'dogshinary' & you's absolutely right! You aren't naughty! You're just...you're just...motivationally challenged - yeah, that's it!!!! Bol!!! xoxoxoxoxo BOL Pogy! |
Ebony Ursula
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November 30th 2010 at 7:25 pm