November 24th 2009 1:40 pm
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I was sniffin' out Chipper's diary the other day and discovered something that has me VERY worried! Chip says that Santa-Paws keeps a list on who's been naughty & nice. Can that be true? Uh-ho...what to do...what to do! Oh I know! Somewhere I heard that if you confess your naughtiness it will be forgiven! Oh my dogness here it goes: I am always stea...make that...taking Rinky's biscuits (only cause I feel it's a sin not to eat them as soon as they are given to you.)
I snuck into the bathroom & ate some of Furby & Diamond's cat food even though Mommy told me not to (again, the fur-balls just left it there & it was going to waste!) I constantly use my cuteness & puppy-eyes to con Mommy into feeling guilty & sharing her food with me (this is not all my fault, she's the Mom & should have more will-power than me!) Snuck up on Furby & showed him my teeth, & chased him into the bathroom (no reason, just felt like it). I refused to share my bed with Rinky the other day even though its big enough for both of us. I showed her my teeth & she just laid down on the floor. (Just didn't feel sharing that day & wanted that big bed all to myself). Well this is all I can remember that I've done this week. Santa-Paws if you're reading this, all I can say is I'll TRY to be better...I'm not promising anything...but I'll try!
Don't you worry about a thing, Ebby.
You are just living your life. You are who you are.
And you are totally right about the others. All that stuff you mentioned. It is their fault. They are the ones that should be worried about Santa Paws. Wasting food, not playing with you, wanting to hog your bed.
Yes, don't worry my friend, those puppy eyes will work with Santa Paw too, you'll se. :o)
That is right...the puppy eyes work like magic!
Ebby...it is our right as the Alpha to show our teeth..to take what we feel is ours...to taste what others have..to keep everyone in line with what ever means that is. How can we be naughty??? Sure our mom's tell us not to but that is the human world..in our world we are the Queens and there is no naughty or nice!!
Santa will come with gifts and bestow them upon us just wait and see..
Your Alpha Pal
Oh yes, I'm sure! Mom says that there are two lists:
NAUGHTY: get coal and *gasp* vegetables
NICE: get bully sticks and cookies!!!!
Have no fear though, you are correct. If you confess your naughtiness and explain how you were FORCED to be naughty, Santa Paws can be quite forgiving.
Oh, and showing your teeth is SOOOO not naughty! Mom tells me "good boy!!!" for showing my teeth, BOL! She says that it's better than what I used to do....skip the flashing of the teeth and go right to USING the teeth, BOL!
SINNER DOGGIE CONFESS !
Thank you my friends, I feel better now. Santa-Paws has to forgive me now cause like ya'll have said I am who I am & my naughtiness is not my fault! Oh and Nina, yes I confess I am a devilish sinner doggie but I'm a CUTE devilish sinner dog and like Biscotte said, Santa-Paws won't be able to resist me. Hee hee hee!!! (I hope...I'm trying to be good Santa-Paws I really am!)
Ebony--You are too cute. Mom used to have a poodle mixed with your breed named Jody, It was before my time but Mom says she was a good dog and lived to be 24.. I am not sure that your eyes could be anything else but sweet. Thanks for telling me about sabtapaws--I've got to get busy with this confession thing!!!
Hmm...tsk..tsk...Chipper, Biscotte, Zoe, Sandra Marie, Lucy, little Nina & Sallie Mae...what do all these doggies have in common?! I have read your bios and ya'll are all NAUGHTY!!! All very CUTE but very naughty!!!!
Shhhh...Wrinkles ! Mom and all my furriends thinks that Tippy is the naughty puppy in our furmily ! BOL
Wrinkles--There are no naughty dogs on Christmas!
That's right Weezy...you tell her! But just to be on the safe side I will try to get on that nice list even if I have to do a 'tiny' bit of sharing!
I'm on the nice list! I've only...
chased the cats
eaten kitty food
jumped on exciting people
begged for food
etc, etc, etc...
I AM on the nicey list...right? XD
Ebby you ARE on the nice list no matter what anyfur else says! :)