Favorite Food: Anything with 'real' meat & veggies. She loves salads (lettuce & carrots)---she can't get enough
Favorite Walk: Out in the country
Best Tricks: Expert begger--can stare you down with those puppy eyes till you give in to her.
Arrival Story: Found wandering along a country road. My dad was driving by & she chased his truck till she couldn't run anymore. He took pity on her & stopped. At first she would cringe, cower to the ground, & pee on herself anytime you'd bend down to pet her.
Bio: Ebby is the alpha-dog of the house. She may be little but she doesn't know it. She has many responsibilities such: caring for Wrinkles, official watchdog, caring for the cats & breaking up their arguments. Anyone gets out of line, she'll put em' back in line.
Yesterday, evil Mommy tricked me by tellin me we was going for a ride in da car. It are a lie! Liers goes to Hades Mommy! Anywho, she throwed me in da car and droved me to da vet. In me innocents, me thinks me's gonna get a treats of sumfin so me bounces in happily into the da torsher place and plops meself happily next to Mommy on da bench. A young man comes out and says "Ebony?"
Me recognizes dat voice and man too late. He are da same man dat hacked off me nails in da past. Me smile disappeared and me beady eyes gots real big as me tried to escape but it are no use. He had me in a headlock as he dragged me to da back. He HACKED off me nails!!!!!! I's beguns feelin whoosy cause he made some of dem bleed. Me doesn't knows how I's survived but me does!
P.S.---In utter news, Ceel finally got them red clown shoes taken off!
Hi pups, it are I's, Ebby! Long time no barks. Mommy's had lots goings on lately so we's not been able to play on Dogster as 'mush. Anywho, I's finally gots her to helps me wif dis diary entry.
Me wants to tell you 'bout da games Ceel and me plays. You see, I's da 'aslete of our pack cause I's real 'esletic.
When Mommy gets home me runs zoomies 'round da room and I's runs and gets me little tennis ball so me and Mommy can play 'fesh. Sumtimes me likes to play tug wif me toy rope and 'utter times Mommy and I's wrestle! Mommy gets on da floors wif me and pins me down wif her weights. I's real strongs though, and me always is able to 'twis and kick me way outta Mommy grasp to wins da 'mash. Mommy jus giggles and tells me how cute I's is (something me 'ready is 'wares of!)
Da problem, are Ceel. She are sush uh 'tention hog! Now, me doesn't mind sharing Mommy's 'fections but Ceel jus wants ALL Mommy's 'tention on her! I's never known sush a greedy pup! When I's has-ing some 'me-time' wif Mommy, Ceel beguns barking and nudging Mommy wif her nose. "I wants some sugars, I WANTS SOME SUGARS!!!!!!!!" she barks. Me trys to get Ceel to join us in a game of tug. Me drops me knotted rope at her paws then me does me play bow. "Come on Ceel, play tug wif me!" me grunts.
"I doesn't like dat game! I WANTS TO PLAY PATTY CAKES!!!!!" she barks & nudges Mommy.
(Ebby rolls her beady eyes) "Patty cakes....B-O-R-I-N-G!!!!" Dat are sush a 'Ceeley game'! Mommy 'teashed her dis Ceeley game and now dat and da Tea Pot game are all she wanna plays....B-O-R-I-N-G!!!!! Mommy teashed her to raise one paw then da utter one. Mommy sings:
Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man
Bake me a treat as big as you's can.
Roll it, pat it, mark it with uh 'C'.
Put it in the oven for Ebbers and me.
On second thought jus bakes for ME!
Den, ders anudder Ceeley game. Da Teapot game. Mommy sings and Ceel jus shakes her 'wagger' (tail).
Ceel's uh little teapot,
Short and stout,
Here is her handle, (Mommy points to Ceel's tail)
And here is her spout. (Mommy points to Ceel's snout)
Ceel says her patty cake game takes 'telligents to learns...whatevers! Me thinks it are B-O-R-I-N-G-S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Paw-paw brunged me a special surprise yesserday! He showed up wif a bag & said, "I brought something for Ursula (he calls by me middle name) & the Long One (that Ceel, BOL!)" I almos hyper-ventilated from the 'escitement! He pulled out a giant meaty bone!!!! He told Mommy it was wild oink-beast. These beasts roam wild on da ranch & Paw-paw caught one & roasted it & saved Ceel & me da leg!!!! Mommy promised to break it in half & 'llow us to gnaw on it tonight! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....I's can hardly waits! Oh...and don't ask if you's can comes over cause da answer are NOOOOO!!!!! Sorry pals but ya'lls knows I's sharing impaired and sharing are bad for me health!
P.S.- In unnder news...Skeeter (also known as Pesky Squito when he swats me wagger) are gettin' neutered tomarrow. He don't knows it, but he ares!