July 15th 2009 4:20 pm
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So um ok today I slept for like awhile and then um I got up and me mum drug herself out of bed rather reluctantly it seemed to take me outside. I went out and there was a bee. I sniffed the bee and its wings went up my nose and I um sneezed really hard. The bee shot out of my nose and flew away. I'm glad its ok. Mom blessed me. Then we went inside and I checked to see if the trash was full enough that I might actually be able to reach something. No such luck sir. Oh and I um got a little hollered at. So I's went back to bed and um slept and dreamt about pop tarts flying out of the toaster.

Mom gave me a bite of her pickle. I didn't like it. Then daddy came home and took off his boots so I thought he would stay awhile. He wasn't very happy and he didn't stay home um very long. But then, then um I got to go with Mommy to drop daddy back off at um work and there were lots of guys dressed like daddy and that confuses me alot. Some of them were really short and had something on the back of their head and said "awwww" alot and um I kind of knew it wasn't daddy. Then we went home and mommy was standing in the bathroom in front of the mirror for a long time and you know what that means. SHE'S LEAVING! I tried to beg her to stay and not leave Auggie all alone without his mommy its just so horrible I just know the world is going to end when she leaves I don't understand how the t.v. and a peanut butter filled bone are going to he.....ooooh peanut butter filled bone. WAIT! Where's mommy?! BAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

So then she came home after um pretty much forever and she took me out and we got in the car and I chased another bee in the back window. mommy seemed bothered by it so I tried to eat it but I got in trouble and she said it would hurt me but um I don't think she realizes how tiny and fuzzy it was. I could totally take him. And then we picked up daddy and OH HAPPY DAY! He held me and petted me, and then we went inside and mommy made dinner and I never ever ever get leftovers or scraps because mommy doesn't want me to get back problems, she wants me to stay handsome and um deb-you-ner? K well whatever that means I'd rather have pot roast thank you very much lady.

You wouldn't believe what that most wonderful lady did. She poured just a little beef juice on my doggie food and oh my dog was it....it was.. well it was just plain YUMMMYthats what it was! With three "M's" thank you.

Now I'm hungry again. Today wasn't all bad though. We shall see what tomorrow brings. I don't think I will talk about food so much.