In honor of the Westminster Dog Show, the American Kennel Club introduced some new official dog breeds, Team Coco reported. Team Coco is, of course, Conan O’Brien’s operation over there at late-night TV, and this is all simply hilarious.
Here are the new breeds:
“I have a lot of questions about that dog,” says Conan.
“It seems like it’d be easy clean up, though,” says Andy.
“His natural enemy is the escalator.”
“The cousin to the Great Dane, but it’s chosen a more conventional life and image.”
“Genetically engineered to never track dirt inside the house.”
“That dog has no idea what’s going on.”
Via Team Coco